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New rule: Every dystopian post-apocalyptic movie from now on starts with a prologue scene of Trump's inauguration.
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Book I'm working on now. This will cut.
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"In a world where options for women and immigrants are shrinking, Yumi Nakamura is cornered by violence and bureaucracy. Submission is survival. Then Rei Kuroda offers another way: embrace the mask of powerlessness — and turn it into a weapon."
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"But every weapon has a cost. As Yumi navigates Rei’s labyrinth of manipulation, loyalty, and moral rot, she must decide: what’s the price of staying silent? And what will she pay to speak? They gave her a mask to keep her quiet. She learned to sharpen it."
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Pattern. Trump killed the pandemic response team just before Covid. Republicans don't understand the reasons for government. Trump doesn't understand anything.
Trump has just destroyed the US beef industry. No country in their right mind is going to import US beef. After Trump cut funding for Screwworm monitoring programs, the dangerous flesh-eating parasite has been found in US cattle for the first time since 1966.
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Perfectly done.
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I think stripper poles in the Oval Office are next. Maybe massive truck balls on Air Force One. Turn the National Mall into an trailer home park. Stock car races through Arlington. No, no, make Arlington a golf course. Keep it classy.
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A modest proposal. Also, you need a passport showing the name on your birth certificate, and you need to obtain an owner's license, and you have to get a new license if you move. Voting shouldn't be harder than shooting someone.
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Replying to @dcpetterson
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Just so you know, there already are pro-fascist trollbots out there pretending to be "progressives" who are saying, "We can't vote our way out of this." I don't know if the American people have learned anything or not, but the trollbots are still using the same script.
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I just found out, there's a poor, suffering thyroid cancer out there who has a malignant pam bondi.
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Trump is so stupid, he thinks a cognitive test is an intelligence test. He's so stupid, he doesn't know the only reason you get a cognitive test four times is if you're in obvious and rapid mental decline. And he lies so often, we have no reason to trust his claim of his scores.
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Not only a rapist. Also a 34-times convicted felon, and an adjudicated fraud and conman, and very credibly a pedophile. And those are his good points.
It’s still Twitter. It’s still the Kennedy Center. It’s still the Department of Defense. It’s still the Gulf of Mexico. And Donald Trump is still a rapist.
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MAGA hates Black political power so much they just canceled the election results in Alabama to erase another Black district from the map. Voter suppression.
Breaking: Gov. Ivey just voided May 19 primary results and called a special election for Alabama State Senate Districts 25 and 26. #Alabama #ALPolitics
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I am really looking forward to the days when there are massive annual celebrations and oblations at the urinal installed above Trump's grave.
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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT PETE HEGSETH REMOVED COLIN POWELLS NAME FROM A LIST OF NOTABLE AMERICANS BURIED AT ARLINGTON CEMETERY 🤬 HE ALSO REMOVED THE NAMES OF EVERY PERSON OF COLOR AND EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THE SAME LIST 🤬ONLY WHITE MEN WERE LEFT IN PLACE 🤬 SO PLEASE TELL US ONE MORE TIME HOW THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION RESPECTS AMERICAS FALLEN HEROES 🤬
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BREAKING: New polling shows Democrat and Veteran Alex Vindman soaring in the polls in Florida. Vindman is now within the margin of error. Let’s go.
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And that will increase, since the point of his pResidency is to steal as much from the US Treasury as he can.
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🚨Trump is now single handedly responsible for 27.7% of the national debt. This is dramatically more than any President in American history.
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He replaced the women in his cabinet with men and i have to laugh because those women thought they were in the club😂😂
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Bill Clinton has a random run-in with Loretta Lynch at an airport in 2016 - MASSIVE, WEEKS LONG SCANDAL JD Vance attends a private dinner with Chief Justice Roberts while the Court considers multiple Trump Admin lawsuits - "social call" ... "friendly pop-by"
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The man has already spent all of his fucks. Every single one. I don't like Thomas Massie. But there's this thing about a stopped clock. (Which young'uns who can't even read an analogue clock won't understand.)
Thomas Massie says he plans to publicly read the names of Epstein clients before leaving Congress. If he follows through, Washington is about to enter full panic mode.
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