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D.C Ted @dcted

I buried the wrong cat and found mine alive in 2006 (dead now)

Joined March 2009
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D.C Ted@dcted
23 Dec 2022
When’s xmas
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D.C Ted@dcted
Jun 10
I love that even the people running the show are so bored of the show
Praise
@tufpraise
Jun 10
That little alien is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen
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D.C Ted@dcted
Jun 10
I couldn’t survive modelland and I’m at peace with that!!
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kgadi♠️
@Kgadi_yaMoloto
Jun 3
Kids coughing with a U shaped tongue pisses me off😕.
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Cher
@cher
Jun 1
I said yes to something I usually say no to. It was very sleek 💎
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 27
I love that Julie Andrews seafoam
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 26
I don’t “get along” so much with “Virgin” but didn’t expect it to be much more of a summer album than “Solar Power”
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 26
You really grab at your wicker basket with this one
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danny@d4nnytye
May 21
i feel so bbc radio 4 when i eat tenderstem broccoli
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 21
Or a really insane third option
LINK 🐂🫎@DJProfessorL
May 21
If you’re a man over 6’6 you either have to date WNBA players or accept your fate and be celibate because this is just perverse
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 16
My building is impossible to gain access to but top’s pizza always somehow gets in
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D.C Ted@dcted
May 16
You can move accounts here and there! That’s the thing!
medhir@medhir_b
May 10
well… unfortunately deleted my last account keeping it deactivated too long. where my mutuals at 😌
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May 16
Not you being one of my top tweets @medhir_b 😭
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I don’t remember my husband at all
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Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
11 Nov 2019
i don’t remember ARTPOP
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Bring back dicks
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If I were a ufo and trying to fool you I’d just look like 2000s cgi so the videos were “clearly fake”
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I’ve learned it’s simple. Fag -> cigarette, faggot -> smoker or meatball
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Kissed someone with ginger vitals
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The best thing about Italian food is that it’s such a great base to improve upon
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(not) NOT jackson@JacksonFromTwit
Apr 17
drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like
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