-I just can't seem to miss. Sorry.- Experienced and descriptive. 21, MV, MS. The king of banter and bad jokes. Especially bad jokes. Roleplayer/ parody Account
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27 Jan 2018
"The city is flying, weโre fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."
Experienced writer
Descriptive
Mix of MCU and 616
DM's are always open for plotting
Avengers SLs and Agents of SHIELD SLs, bring it to me.
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His new pet project is finally complete. Now he's just gonna put on some Bowie tunes, pop a glass of whiskey and enjoy the view...
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Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
4 Jul 2025
Well...guess Lucky is already buddies with Yelena's guinea pig.
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27 Jan 2018
"The city is flying, weโre fighting an army of robots and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."
Experienced writer
Descriptive
Mix of MCU and 616
DM's are always open for plotting
Avengers SLs and Agents of SHIELD SLs, bring it to me.
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// Two things about my portrayal of Clint:
1 - This follows MCU Clint, but divorced. He still has the kids, but being divorced makes shipping less complicated.
2 - I'll always write him having Lucky, just like in the comics. Lucky is very important to my version of Clint.
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Throws a blanket over her, to make sure she's comfortable.
If anyone needs her, sheโll stay here for a little while longer.
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"What does any of this have to do with penguins? This... doesn't make sense." Shrugs, slightly confused.
if i were a penguin, i'd pebble you.
whether that's a marriage proposal or a hit to the head, that's for me to know and you to find out.
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Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
"Making dinner with my assistant-chef here. He gets paid in treats. Not very skilled in the cuisine arts, but very good at keeping the kitchen's morale very high."
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"Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that'd been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
Won't be long 'til summer comes
Now that the boys are here again
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town..."
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"When I look in the mirror
I don't hate what I see
There's a few more lines staring back at me
Hey man, I gotta run
Now you take care
If you see coach T. Tell him I cut my hair
It's been all these years
Can you believe I'm still chasing dreams..."
(Just Older - Bon Jovi)
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Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
28 Nov 2025
"We enjoy our nap time. We certainly do."
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"You're a pale imitation, Bullseye. The eternal second-best. Never cross my path again, I'm not as kind as Daredevil. Keep this Ronin suit if you want. I'm burning yours."
(Hawkeye Free Fall comic. They're using each other's costumes. Clint won. Obviously)
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"Look at this regal creature..."
30 seconds later, the Golden Retriever was already goofing around and being adorable, but at least he managed to take this majestic pic of Lucky.
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A hawk is always the best partner to Black Widows.
"Let's go get'em, ladies."
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"Wardrobe malfunction again? Or you were trying that thing Jemma said? That you can vibrate your clothes out of existence?" He looks amused.
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Clint smiles and points to his ear, showing her his hearing aid, before he continues to sign [After so many years of missions and explosions, my hearing isn't the same anymore. Besides the hearing aid, I started to learn sign language too. Also, always up for food]
She listens intently to his description, eyes wide and a smile on her face. When he signs, her face lights up even more and she begins to sign back to him.....
[ Everyone I know is learning still, so I have to use the phone. This is better. I was gonna order food, you hungry? ]
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Hawkeye / Clint Barton retweeted
15 Nov 2025
// Silly headcannon: Colleen teaching Clint the deeper meaning of martial arts and the Bushido code (they both use swords), because for Clint it was always just the means to an end (he was an assassin, after all), instead of something that can be part of your lifestyle. //
22 Jul 2022
"I'm glad someone is having fun...."
\\ I just love this ship so much. I might be the only one, but damn, that would be fun. BartonWing ship? I'm so bad with these names.\\
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Clint smiles. "It's an improvised weapon. You pick a booze bottle, a rag or cloth, soak in the booze and light up! After that, you throw it and it explodes. I've used it in a pinch." He then told the rest in sign language [I understand sign language, if you want to use it]
She nods as he lists off things whiskey is good for. One of the things has her confused, so she types on her phone and then shows him the screen....
๐ฑ > what's a molotov?? A drink??
She offers him the bottle with a kind smile.
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"Whiskey always helps. You can clean your wounds with it, you can use it as anesthesia, you can make a molotov, you can use the bottle as a weapon, it gives you courage before you jump out from one building to another while being pursued by a small army. Story of my life"
Nursing wounds isn't something that bothers her because she can't feel it.
They'll heal any minute nowโ
The whiskey helps.
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"If you squint you can see my head on the right, buried under Lucky's fluffy."
It's not a complaint. He loves this cuddly "little" guy.
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Hey...best friends don't knock. If boob grabbing is happening, one needs to put a tie on the doorknob. It's the code.
twenty years and he never learned to knock.
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