Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult and how does one say it.. obtainer of rare antiquities. Writes movies with @Ray_Bogdanovich repped by @AndrewRTLM
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7 Mar 2020
When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..
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7 Mar 2020
When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..
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Jun 13
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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Jun 11
Having recently re-read the SONG OF ICE AND FIRE books. I hereby declare the KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS to be the best on-screen representation of George R.R Martin’s work. FACT.
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13 Jul 2021
This stone-cold classic gets better every time I watch it.
We all know It’s gonna get remade eventually… But you will never be able to replace Kurt Russell.
I’m convinced a prequel is the way to go….
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The marketing campaign for ‘HUNGRY’ may have just outdone the movie itself.
To promote the killer hippo horror film, distributors in Thailand drove a gigantic hippo head through the streets!
Read more: [dreadcentral.com/news/574904…]
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May 31
I may be naive/optmistic but we may finally have an "Easy Rider/Sex, Lies and Videotape" moment in modern cinema. As studio movies become more bloated than ever before, we have exciting voices coming from nowhere and delivering giant hits. Hope It's the start of something special
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May 27
They're claiming it's a cage for a UFC fight, but Trump is clearly building an interdimensional portal on the White House lawn in preparation for the full disclosure of our alien overlords.
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May 26
An Englishman's bin, is his castle.
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Human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me.
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May 25
It should be illegal for it to be above 25 degrees after 6pm. The fact that it is not is a clear sign that both Labour and Keir Starmer hate the English.
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29 May 2019
it's time to accept that there's clearly a breakaway civilisation inhabiting the planet with us (and most likely off world too) using suppressed technology developed in the 50s that is now well beyond what is available to the public. This is why climate change is being ignored,
28 May 2019
Well, we had a good run, everyone! Navy pilots have reported UFO sightings on an almost "daily basis" rol.st/2ECsYRy
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May 16
As James Gray’s Paper Tiger is currently in premiere at Cannes, here’s a throwback to this legendary clip. It permanently changed my perspective on the movie industry.
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May 17
absolute legend.
May 16
With all the going’s on in London today, let’s take a brief moment to appreciate one of nature’s heroes.
A swan had a fishing hook stuck in its mouth so one man took it upon himself to fit it.
Legend 🦢
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wowsers
May 10
My Claude project reviewing all the UAP files is complete, the narrative through line is as follows:
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May 7
13 years old and still has the look of shame when I catch him taking a dump.
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May 5
Captured in 1929 at Grand Central Terminal, this photograph shows sunlight streaming in a view that can no longer be seen today, as surrounding buildings now block the sun’s rays.
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