it's kind of a really nice day đ ⢠priv @openmattejenny
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12 Feb 2022
I destroyed a signed copy of Daughters' You Won't Get What You Want for charity. $900 to RAINN!
youtube.com/watch?v=M_RJmmNnâŚ
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recession indicator: jiffy lube aint even got TV anymore, just an unmoving ad for the IMDb app
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the key to appreciating inside is dropping the framework that itâs about covid at all. thatâs nothing but window dressing.
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Haruhi Suzumiya, Ultra Director of The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00, is officially the youngest director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in its opening weekend.
Her series is only 20 years old.
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[guy whoâs had a bet for 15 years that christopher nolan is into mpreg] if my mom was still alive sheâd TOTALLY owe me $5
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for âTHE ODYSSEYâ.
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22 Feb 2023
*walks up to a throuple* so which one of you is huey which one is lewis and which one is the news
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would love to see the average tadc fanâs response to something like the piano teacher. âwhyâs she so weird?? literally an abusive groomer and weâre supposed to sympathize with her???â
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dude i was joking but i went at 7:30 tonight and half the audience was 5 year olds and their parents âšď¸
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Jun 5
if I ever write a massive postmodern novel one of the alt history Things I will write into it would be that mark wahlberg was the only person that died on 9/11 but he was hailed as a martyr and the entire war on terror happens the exact same way
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Jun 4
Hipster music is Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, EinstĂźrzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacq
Jun 4
Hipster music would be LCD Soundsystem, Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The xx, The Strokes, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Passion Pit, Fleet Foxes, Phoenix, Beach House, The National, TV on the Radio, Deerhunter, and some others.
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Jun 3
if you want 3 hours of guys just trying to map out and "outsmart" a strange, unknowable, set of liminal spaces, boy howdy do I have the movie for you:
May 31
the backrooms movie misunderstands the appeal and potential of its own concept. the sequence where the went in with the rope and mapped everything out was what the whole movie should've been like. i wanted to see more of them figuring out the rules and trying to outsmart it
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Backrooms is about to make over a hundred mil at the box office. What is the next 4chan post that should be adapted into a feature film?
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time machine modulus
Apr 26
If you could greenlight one music biopic tomorrow, who are you choosing?
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Apr 12
âthe basic premise is that you have a car and youâre a lesbianâ thatâs the amount of information that bitch woke up with in Mulholland Drive đ
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The average human eats 8 spiders every time they stay at my house and fall asleep first
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as the war on christmas shows no signs of stopping, the christians have fired back by adding a SECOND easter
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