If it’s wrong to sing @ReelBigFish’s She Has a Girlfriend Now as a lullaby to our newborn daughter… well, we’re okay with that. And for the record, she loved it.
I was excitedly buying @ajjacobs latest book and ended up babbling to the cashier about how she needs to read ALL his books since he’s an excellent writer and a nice human. I may have an AJ problem.
I used to only buy purses that could carry a hardcover book. I read them everywhere because I'm impatient and love the experience of a hardcover book. The cover has a feel... Turning the page makes you feel like you accomplished something... I could go on and on.
Is your org really doing something for women or are they just trotting out all of the women in their office for the annual pic for social media to check the box?
And as someone who was high risk, PLEASE test yourself as soon as you experience symptoms. Part of the reason why I was exposed was because of someone who refused to test, because "COVID is no big deal."
Getting through having COVID & feeling thankful for so many things. I'm thankful I didn't try to downplay what was going on like I usually do, I'm thankful my doctor got me in for an infusion to get me through this faster & I'm thankful for my boyfriend who took care of his girls
Dear Brian, I’m Catholic and there is every reason to share my pregnant belly. Please don’t treat my body as a sexual object. Treat it like the miracle it is.
Me to @ADT salesman: I need you to stay 6 feet away from me since you are not wearing a mask and I am pregnant.
@ADT salesman: *keeps trying to get in the bubble & not following my rules despite me repeatedly asking him*
See also why we’re not getting @ADT
Dear @cvspharmacy, why are none of your employees at the Stelzer Road location in Columbus wearing a mask? As a pregnant woman needing batteries, I thought I would be okay running in to get batteries but then I saw that.
The internet in a nutshell:
Me in a FB group: Yay! I closed off a bathroom that had a lot of cigarette smoke getting into it and my cat has stopped having asthma attacks. I’m excited to move into a new home without the smoke.
FB group: Here’s what you’re doing wrong.
Thank you @JacksonGalaxy & Stephanie for the wonderful session on pet grief. And thank you for answering my question about Cesare (Chez-Uh-ray).
It looks like my new boy loves your voice as much as Cesare did, Jackson.
Being pregnant is weird.
Like I'm glad I'm pregnant, but I'm not glad that I'm tired all the time and constantly want to vomit. How can something so tiny make you so sick???
Anybody else's @NaNoWriMo When I'll Finish block broken on the website? It's silly but I very much enjoy that block and right now it's showing I'll finish on November 1, 2021.
Please use your name on Twitter so I don't have to talk to my client about that aardvark I talked to all day during their conference. Unless you are an aardvark and then please keep identifying as one on Twitter.