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Joined July 2023
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i had to draw her met gala look #sabrinacarpenter #beautiful #artistofthedecade #gay
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It’s too hot to have big boobs rn
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I met my wife on MyChart
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When you get quirky at night
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Today is not my day I just plugged my laptop into my portable charger and my laptop started charging the charger
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RT @zombnnuy: My personal opinion is this is not progressive in any way. Its the same as girls making out for male attention. They wont do…
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RT @cupckebatter: house tour ass ass boobs boobs ass
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all of creation rejoices
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Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
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straight up β€œrisen it”. and by β€œit” , haha, well. let’s just say. jesus
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Mary Magdalene finding the empty tomb

ALT Sabrina Carpenter Starbucks GIF

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Hop on Toca boca bro
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English has a word for when you want to express something in a sincere but also subtle way, one which also pays homage to Charlie Kirk. No other language is even close.
urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.
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you come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s galentine’s party
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β€œWhat if your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein files” Buddy I highly doubt Clifford the Big Red Dog is in the Epstein files
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the way you can’t spot her immediately says alot tbh
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They overturned David v. Goliath
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Lost 50 grand on the Puppy Bowl
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