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Absolutely a penalty but also objectively very funny
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Mbappe is absolutely stinking the place out here
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Big Wayne's on the mounjaro, looking trim
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Jun 15
Under new management.
Cask ales
Sky Sports
Beer garden
Dog friendly
Jun 14
β‘οΈReopening of the Strait of Hormuz will begin after Friday.
Source: Tasnim
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every British child will grow up wanting to be on a BBC panel show or compete in the Biscuit World Cup
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π¨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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When you've had ten pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay
20 Apr 2022
Lukaku starts.
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Hunner million price tag
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Keith Chegwin and Les Dennis at the Ivy Club in London, England (2016)
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another Englishman rattled because weβre top of our World Cup group whilst being universally liked
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This World Cup is already a drag. 48 teams is a terrible idea, only benefiting the sponsors, FIFA's pockets, and Scotland. On paper, England v Croatia is probably the most competitive game yet, and that'll be almost a week into the tournament.
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Scotland won UEFA Group C to qualify directly for the World Cup, which would have secured their place even in a 32-team tournament. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFAβ¦ bbc.com/sport/footballβ¦
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A huge novelty coming home from the pub in daylight, would recommend
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Extremely smelly game of football but points win prizes at the end of the day.
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Anything good happen the night mate?
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Meep meep ass locale
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My first beer of today is calling me like the green goblin mask
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Kansas City, you have charmed me
England have been victims of a theft of their training equipment, after vehicles transferring kit to their Kansas City training base were broken into.
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