Happy 60th Birthday to the ultimate King of Bollywood, Shah Rukh Khan
@iamsrk !
I have to admit, I'm finding this "60" number deeply suspicious. A crack team of independent fact-checkers and forensic detectives investigated this "60" claim & concluded: "In the complete and absolute absence of any discernible visual evidenceāspecifically, no non-photoshopped grey hair, no undeniable signs of slowing down, and a persistent appearance of someone significantly youngerāthe claim that Shah Rukh Khan is turning 60 cannot be factually confirmed."
I suspect the official story is a cover-up & that SRK is actually starring in a real-life, decades-long, global-scale Bollywood adaptation of 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.' He's ageing in reverse.
Look at the evidence:
1. His energy levels today seem higher than they were 20 years ago.
2. His hairstyle has become progressively more youthful.
3. There are no wrinkles a decent lighting crew can't explain away.
I predict by the time he hits his "70th" birthday, he'll be auditioning for teenage roles. Mercifully, I donāt expect to be around when he turns into a child star.
Congratulations on this unbelievable milestone, Shah Rukh! Please keep defying physics and biology, & confusing us all for many years to come.
#HappyBirthdaySRK #KingKhan