ST ALBANS: Mrs Smith’s shop has been unable to buy boxes of Belgian chocolates in the run up to Christmas due to trade barriers. However, thanks to our great new trade deals, she has procured a good substitute from Tonga. The boxes will arrive in 2 months’ time!

HUDDERSFIELD: A couple have recently replaced their washing machine after it broke down while washing their towels. The couple wanted a Bosch, but due to ever increasing costs, had to settle for a Beko