'Twas the night before QDay, and all through the ledger,
No wallet was ready, not
@Bitcoin, not
@tether .
The keys were all checked by the builders with care,
In hopes migration day soon would be there.
The labs were all racing, the roadmaps were clear,
Till AI pulled QDay from decades to years.
Google, IonQ, Quantinuum too,
Made yesterday’s warnings feel suddenly true.
But crypto’s old guard knew just what to do,
They gathered at QDay to think the threat through.
They readied the networks for signatures vast,
With ZK to scale, post-quantum at last.