ronin: the avg. revenue of our users is negative
imx: we have more games than players
avax: our hopes and dreams are in the hand of two games
b3: "onchain gaming" but none of our games are onchain
gala: not even we know who is still buying our token
xai: want some nodes?
sui: surely what crypto gaming needs is a handheld console
sandbox: our 12 users love us
g7: apparently farmers are not interested in buying and holding a token
beam: it might be time for another rebrand
wemix: we are making crypto games, but deep in our hearts we actually hate them
prime: we roundtripped the whole ai agent meta
portal: there is no product, i love you
abstract: our flagship game is still a wolfgame fork
mega eth: onchain minecraft is surely what the world needs
starknet: who even knows at this point