It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Joined March 2008
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Literally got spam with the subject line "Get your WikiPedia Page at 85% off"
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((Happy Solar Eclipse @mlp_Celestia & @mlp_Luna!))
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INDIANA JONES (looks down and sees:) "Nazis." (to Elsa) "Let's hear their side, I mean I've been violent too, and that economic insecurity
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Breaking news: Affleck & Damon working on a show about Boston in the early 90s. Also: water is wet.
I present to you: fidget spinner implemented in Python vs. fidget spinner implemented in C. x.com/zurgbob/status/8716325…

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If I've learned one thing, it's never ask Twitter how to spell something. #spellingbee
You can tell it's not a cat because the wine glass is still upright. x.com/isacatinthesink/status…

We got some dude nuggets for life. Let the rest of us have this. x.com/SaraJBenincasa/status/…

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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Not gonna lie, didn't read the article. Love the idea though. x.com/chasnote/status/836930…

Norwegian news site requires readers to answer questions proving they read a story before commenting on it niemanlab.org/2017/03/this-s…
What the hell is this apricot jelly doing in my berliner
Maybe I'll try this again. Will it make me less angry than Facebook does?
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Woah.
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Thinking of quitting Twitter. Just not getting anything from it and I've hardly used it for months.
@AtomicKnits That's what I mostly knew diabeetus guy from back in the 80s. That and Quaker Oats commercials.
Happy $holiday!
@tkrpata Who is driving car? Bear is driving car! HOW CAN THIS BE