Infosec @ Apple

Joined January 2009
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23 Mar 2014
Why is everything I write a prototype ? Maybe it's just me.
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15 Nov 2022
As I recall. ‘Communicate fearlessly to build trust’ was something people stuck on their laptops in orientation @ twitter. Very sad to see people penalized for doing what the company has taught them to do since day one.
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Alan Horn retweeted
🧵 I’ve been unpleasantly surprised that some people seem to condone the public criticism of employees and/or the public firing of an employee for responding to this criticism. Here are my thoughts on these topics, which I hope would be obvious to any decent leader. (1/22)
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12 Nov 2022
Not sure how much longer I’ll be here. Mostly I’m watching it all fall apart with popcorn. Mixed feelings on that. Anyway I’m deorth@infosec.exchange on the mastodons… see you there I hope.
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1 Sep 2020
When we called in and they failed to resolve the billing issue and disconnected our call, a callback now shows 'an outage in your area and our agents can't assist you' 2/2
1 Sep 2020
Another @comcast bait and switch. Paused our service as advised due to wildfire evacuation. When reactivated the bill was twice the price. 1/2
27 Apr 2017
Achievement unlocked. @scalzi squeed at our cat picture during tonight's book signing :)
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Alan Horn retweeted
24 Feb 2017
Google: this sha-1 collision is really gonna fuck up the internet more than anything else today Cloudflare: hold my beer
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27 Dec 2016
.@TheFeathersInn This afternoons lunch probably ranked as one of the top 5 meals I've ever eaten. The black pudding was amazing. Thank you.
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Alan Horn retweeted
<THREAD> I’m now hearing this meme that says Obama, Clinton, et al. are doing nothing, just gave up. Guys. It’s time for some game theory.
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Alan Horn retweeted
When you try and do continuous delivery and containers without doing continuous integration first ...
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20 Jun 2016
.@comcast pls to be fixing packet loss on your sunnyvale cr 5. be-33651-cr01.sunnyvale.ca.ibone.comcast.n 9.6%

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27 Feb 2016
Here's my prediction trump and Christie versus Clinton and sanders
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19 Feb 2016
twitter via irssi is now my preferred method of consumption :)
19 Feb 2016
rename twitter_deorth twitter
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