Father/Pawther. Actor/Writer- Mad Men, Rebel, State of Affairs ALWAYS Houston in Payday2. Make common sense great again.
Joined December 2012
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Free Cutty
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THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL...😂😂😂
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1 Jun 2025
this is the most series of unfortunate events i’ve ever seen😭
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29 May 2025
A husband gently cuts his wife’s hair as she cries during cancer treatment, then quietly shaves his own too… this hits deep 😭💔
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22 May 2025
Instead of #NoTaxOnTips how about we do if a machine I’m ordering through asks me for a tip, I’m allowed to smash the machine. Or if a worker asks me for a tip via a machine before I’ve even gotten what I ordered, I’m allowed to take whatever I want from the store.
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13 May 2025
Kids today just don’t understand.
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6 May 2025
Reopening Alcatraz, a prison closed because it was determined to be 3 times more costly to operate than any other federal prison while also trying to shrink government spending is a very stupid idea.
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2 May 2025
“It’s just basketball”
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1 May 2025
This was still going? Kobe rolling in his grave btw
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Our two party system is a disease. Election->two week cool off->campaign for primaries/general->the other side is going to destroy the country blah blah. Do people really believe propaganda to the degree that they spend their weekend holding a sign and shouting at the sky? #sad
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3 Apr 2025
9 years ago today of the best cliffhanger in all of television 🔥
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2 Apr 2025
Big man on campus.
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22 Mar 2025
The result of a disrespectful lowball offer
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Life-Changing Quotes:
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