Writer. Mom. Old enough to remember when Twitter was fun. Opinions shared here are all mine, for better or worse.

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10 May 2022
Hope I did local moms right by talking about the insane formula shortage. boston25news.com/news/local/…
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14 Aug 2024
ITS A BABY WHEEEEEL JAY
14 Aug 2024
Ferry service may experience minor delays through tomorrow, August 15, due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.
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14 Aug 2024
Ferry service may experience minor delays through tomorrow, August 15, due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.
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11 Aug 2024
The people want water transit! #mbta #mapoli
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me: this is a public bathroom ok so don’t touch anything my toddler:

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10 Aug 2024
This rules, but they should do it all month! Come on, ⁦@citycruises⁩!
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1 Aug 2024
Hey #mapoli I hope you’re embarrassed by these late-night/early morning legislative shenanigans. I know I am!
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24 Jul 2024
Our daughter is astute for her tender age.
I was informed by a member of my household that my original headline for this, "Hindsight is Boston 2024," was too much of a "dad joke" commonwealthbeacon.org/olymp…
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28 Jun 2024
Oh goodie
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17 Jun 2024
By god she’s right. And the “Smarter Stronger Kinder” song at the end.
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30 May 2024
Ratty gets it. Easier to get in and out via transit. The acts were better. Get off my lawn!
28 May 2024
I didn't hate it when Boston Calling was at City Hall Plaza
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23 May 2024
I try not to post here anymore, but this breaks my heart (and pisses me off).
22 May 2024
Greater Boston, Talking Politics and Basic Black are all dead, per GBH CEO. Sad day. wgbh.org/news/local/2024-05-…
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4 May 2024
She can’t live in the South End, as she’d never get a moment’s peace from the gays. TBH, as much as I’d love to welcome her on the South Shore, Britney’s got strong Revere energy. But she should absolutely move here, and we should all leave her alone if she does.
1000 words on where Britney Spears should live if she actually moved to Boston
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24 Apr 2024
South Shore peeps: Anyone know where I can get a peanut and egg-free donut? Ideally pink.
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6 Apr 2024
Area idiot went to Everett Costco on a Saturday afternoon.
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5 Apr 2024
I must be so focused at work today—felt no earthquake
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5 Apr 2024
::adds to performance review system::
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4 Apr 2024
People say Boston drivers are rude, but they’re almost always courteous to people trying to navigate into a @dunkindonuts parking lot.
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