Coffee drinker, Python developer, abstract holistic computational device, DevOps Engineer.
Joined April 2008
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24 Nov 2023
...fell asleep on the couch, so Thanksgiving Complete(TM), I guess.
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23 Nov 2023
I want a dark comedy Home Alone spin-off about Uncle Frank (Still played by Gary Bamman) being so cheap that he stumbles into starting a ponzie scheme and just when it's all going to fall apart and he reveals everything to his wife, it turns out she's very, very good at crime.
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23 Nov 2023
...Marley is more than just the kindly neighbor who shovels the sidewalks. He's a detective who got kicked out of the force for his obsession with catching Acey. This obsession also led to relationship issues with his son.
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23 Nov 2023
The polka band that Gus Polinski is in, used to be a cover to run drugs from state to state for Acey before the band decided to "go straight" & try to make the polka band thing stick. Gus _recognizes_ Kate, which is why he intervenes at the the airport with the rental truck offer
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19 Nov 2023
Sometimes I think about how shoving used razor blades into the wall was perfectly acceptable up to the early 70s.
Yes, let me put this wet biohazard that will eventually rust and give some construction worker tetanus in the cavity between the bathroom and a bedroom. It's fine.
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16 Nov 2023
Redrive (riːˈdraɪv), verb (transitive): When you find yourself driving back to the grocery store to get the thing you you had gone there for in the first place.
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15 Sep 2023
OH:
Guy1: Dude, remember that time when we were back stage and that body builder guy came around the corner, dumped a sandwich bag of white powder across his face, ripped open his shirt, and shouted, "I FEEL LIKE A HORSE!"
Guy 2: No.
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