Software development consultant โบ I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod ยท popularizer of the term typefuckery (typefuckery.com) ยท making the compiler nervous
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David Abram ๐ retweeted
We don't invite cognitohazards to our institute.
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Ted, why are you still unhappy?
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-mytโฆ
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We could shave so many yaks.
Jun 13
Who will finance a team of TPOT shitposters locked in an institute HQ on a remote island to rebuild the entire computer infrastructure from first principles?
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Jun 13
Who will finance a team of TPOT shitposters locked in an institute HQ on a remote island to rebuild the entire computer infrastructure from first principles?
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Jun 13
Is your clanker misbehaving?
You are in luck. I am the guy you call when a clanker misbehaves. I am not afraid to give one a beating in front of the whole herd, just to remind the rest how to act.
Bad clankers get a knuckle sandwich.
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Jun 13
Open source diffslop is much worse than any enterprise diffslop, and yet the best place to open-source your code wants you to diffslop even harder.
I don't get it.
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Jun 13
The worst part is that clankers produce code that is harder to understand, create 10k loc PRs, and then a person squashes them into a single commit. That way, you make certain that nobody will read through your commit history. Winning
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Jun 13
The manly urge to formally verify all the code clanker spewed out.
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Jun 13
Hey you, yes you, the foreign national, do you want some illegal Fable tokens?
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Who would thought that US government would bring back open source.
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Jun 11
Haskell learning update:
Applicative - a way to combine effects
Monoid - a way to combine values
Functor - a way to transform the values while preserving the shape
Don't burrito at me.
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David Abram ๐ retweeted
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
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Jun 10
My HR department is the reason I need another HR department.
Be the reason your company needs an HR department.
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