Software Engineer at @qumulusai - I type for money basically.

Joined December 2013
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24 Apr 2024
if (preg_match('/between (.*) on your keyboard/')) continue;
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12 Mar 2024
Best error message in an app I've seen thus far. "Customer can't purchase products this year. So sorry" haha.
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20 Aug 2023
Soon dev teams are going to be segregated between people who know how to code and people who use AI to force-fit something dirty and random into the application.. make it work, and make management happy. Then actual devs will have to refactor for the next few hours.
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9 May 2023
Pretty sure the @Busuu community is seriously the nicest group of people all in one place. Highly recommend when learning a new language.
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3 May 2023
Oh I'll just run and grab lunch real quick. 2 minutes later. Thanks PHPstorm. Why this thing has to reindex every time I so much as sneeze too loud is getting old.
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13 Mar 2023
Can we all agree just to go back to aol instant messenger?
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2 Feb 2023
When you don't test your email templates in staging.
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30 Jan 2023
If you ever want to see if a feature is ready for production, go try and create a Youtube video for it. 🤣
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7 Dec 2022
It's pretty insane to see how far @laracasts has come over the years.. I feel like I should get a badge when I hit 10. :)
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1 Dec 2022
Remote Tech: "What's your IP so I can add you to the firewall" Me: "moanmyip.com/"

19 Oct 2022
Well @cannyHQ is pretty cool. Just threw in my changelog, added feature requests and bug report sections to my new app in like 5 minutes. Nice work over there!
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14 May 2022
When you say "Give us 48 hours to update your preferences" when I click unsubscribe.. someone tell me what is actually happening here... #developers - isn't it as simple as UPDATE contacts SET user_said_gfy=1 where ID=%d
7 Apr 2022
Never once googled or even talked about Seaworld. Sent one text to my wife about taking the kids to seaworld and immediately got seaworld ads on Facebook. From a "private" text message.
24 Mar 2022
Things even getting tight even in heaven apparently.
25 Feb 2022
"We back up our data to the cloud" is the scariest response to disaster recovery planning... ever.
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17 Feb 2022
Meanwhile at 55 marietta.. There's a contractor on the 2nd floor like...

ALT titanic leonardo dicaprio GIF

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2 Feb 2022
I find that it takes me like 5-10 times of hearing a Falling in Reverse song to really appreciate the level of detail @RonnieRadke puts into his music. The ability to alter your expectations as the song progresses and continually escalate intensity while pulling back is insane.
31 Jan 2022
Quick #laravel question. I have a PaymentType enum that lists different magic strings like 'Cash', 'CC', etc.. When I store the value in the db and then pull it back..it is auto-recasting the string as a PaymentType enum straight on the model. It's cool, but ... how??
/dev/horne retweeted
A 30-piece orchestra performs a rendition of "Gay Fish" from Season 13 Episode 5, FISHSTICKS. The 25th season of @SouthPark premieres on Feb 2 at 8/7c on Comedy Central.
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19 Jan 2022
Man, been struggling for a long time to find a spoken lang app that keeps me engaged. @memrise figured it out. Still use @Pimsleur for learning while commuting to work, but memrise definitely is on point.