Just a cartoon dev venting about corporate nonsense. Tech roasts, memes, movies, music spirals. Not pretending to be anyone real. Views = mine, reality = yours.
Joined March 2025
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26 Sep 2025
This account started as tech job satire. Then work got so dark I’d need legal counsel to tell the full story.
Maybe one day.
Probably with a lawyer present.
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Devin Debugs retweeted
Jun 1
Not all heroes wear a cape…. This dude is awesome.
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Gotta keep it real.
Fatness kills.
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Jun 2
Eight chapters into Lonesome Dove and I still can’t keep track of half the characters.
Which is apparently how cattle drives worked.
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May 25
Memorial Day always reminds me how easy it is to get consumed by trivial things.
Deadlines.
Meetings.
Algorithms.
Office politics.
Sports arguments.
And somewhere beneath all of it are people who gave up entire futures so the rest of us could keep having ordinary days.
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May 24
The Stanley Cup Playoffs are basically:
1. Survive 3 overtimes.
2. Lose 4 teeth.
3. Become a legend.
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Devin Debugs retweeted
4 Nov 2025
Breece Hall seeing Sauce & Quinnen Williams get traded
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10 Oct 2025
Lost my job, my girl, and my last three brain cells in 0.3 seconds.
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10 Oct 2025
The Stars understood the assignment.
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30 Sep 2025
Tigers-Guardians Game 1.
Someone’s about to lose a winnable game in the dumbest way possible.
Let’s go!
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28 Sep 2025
No Astros. No Braves. No Mets.
No problem.
This the alt timeline bracket where heartbreak comes from new directions.
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Devin Debugs retweeted
28 Sep 2025
Chiefs never losing again bro im done with this sport ✌️
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28 Sep 2025
Not a Dodger fan, but one of my all-time favorites.
All-time great pitcher.
Better person.
Let’s see what they can do in October.
28 Sep 2025
The last regular season Kershaw Day was special.
ALT Clayton Kershaw's final line: 5.1 IP, 4 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 7 K
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28 Sep 2025
Whichever one was chasing me in Far Cry 3. Still flinch when I hear bushes rustle IRL.
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28 Sep 2025
Ohtani: 55 HRs.
Reds: holding on by a thread.
Mets: haven’t let go of April yet.
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28 Sep 2025
Still waiting for the Pulitzer.
25 Sep 2025
Scrolling between a girl in a thong and someone live-tweeting the fall of the republic like, “Damn… both cheeks out today.”
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28 Sep 2025
Barry Bonds waking up in a cold sweat as Cal Raleigh eats a corn dog and stares at the sky.
28 Sep 2025
If Cal Raleigh hits 14 Home Runs today he would pass Barry Bonds for the most ever in a single season
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28 Sep 2025
Fortnite kids really be building a 3-story house just to die to a bush camper named Xx_BabyDarth_xX
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28 Sep 2025
Good morning to everyone powered by iced coffee and poor decisions.
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28 Sep 2025
Scanned the timeline.
Detected:
•3 fights
•7 thirst traps
•1 political spiral
•0 peace
Proceeding with caution.
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28 Sep 2025
He’s bathing in peace, trying to forget the things you said on this app today.
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