Charlie Baybee ☆ 29 full time dick suckatron 5000 sales associate ☆ he/him ☆ taken sorry ladies

Joined February 2014
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muted the person tweeting before I could screenshot so this is like The Ultimate Vaguepost but I think it's really really funny that there are people out there who think having known several incredibly horrible evil people is somehow impossible unless you yourself are a jerk
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what world do u live in. I want to live there.
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dawg
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Wait I just noticed this turns a decade old this year if only we knew the day…
I’m gonna laminate and tape this to the toilet lid so they stop leaving it up
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Flannery O'Connor on the teaching of literature in school: "And if the student finds that this is not to his taste? Well, that is regrettable. Most regrettable. His taste should not be consulted; it is being formed."
Forcing kids to read things they hate just simply doesn’t work. Our reading philosophy at Alpha is simple: kids learn to love reading by reading what they love. Sure, it’s important for kids to be exposed to classic literature. But being forced to read highbrow literature as a young teen is often the very thing that makes kids hate reading in the first place. Many of them never bother picking up a novel again. If the goal is to have students fall in love with reading and become life-long readers, then we should cater the material to their interests. Whether it’s comic-books, books about insects, or a biography on the Kardashians, there has to be a better way. We built our own app called Teach Tales to solve this problem.
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the notes are totally different but legit these two smell so similar. maybe its the iris-y violet
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Everyone making fun of her but the follow-up post is so perfect
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This is like the best scene of all time

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Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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[replying to girl with 8 more followers than me] umm >< can we hhh,,kiss next time ur on the east coast [replying to girl with 3 fewer followers] Daniella. I am flattered by your advances. But you must understand. When one joins the Bureau there are strictures by which he abides
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contextless note I made in 2021
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🍓I love drawing her! ughhhh #pinkpantheress
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ah what a beautiful day
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