the dog you’re putting down tomorrow
Joined October 2022
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Jun 13
Don’t talk to 19 year olds on grindr cuz why is this boy asking me to host & get him an uber 🥴
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Can everyone stop being such a fucking virgin all the time
Your lack of planning does not constitute and emergency on American Airlines part, travel the day before next time
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Gay men fascinate me because what do you mean nude pushups
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Sticking your penis in a butt: no problem
Feeling the tip touch the floor doing nude pushups: get the disinfectant STAT
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Jun 13
All transgender people in Illinois congregate in Rogers park Chicago
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Jun 13
Just remembered pride 2024 when I was on the train and a group of very drunk young gay guys sat near me and one of them asked if I was an ally and I showed them that I was listening to a Kylie Minogue song and they all screamed
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david hockney with his dachshunds stanley and boodgie. RIP 🕊️
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Jun 12
When does Chicago get its Mamdani
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Jun 12
Finding out it’s tookie like dookie and not tookie like cookie was devastating information
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Jun 12
Used one of my airline credit card lounge passes… I feel like an Intoxibella
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Jun 11
What if it’s three artists à la Travis. Rihanna. Madonna. or something like that
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Jun 10
This being one of the best albums of all time
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Hi Kim Petras have you ever watched real housewives of Beverly Hills? If not I think you should you’d really enjoy it.
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