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Seeing a lot of new ads here in the Twitter. Imagine thinking “Yea, now seems to be the time to jump in”.

Penelope Scott nailed it years ago. Elon Musk is a self-deluded liar that steals good things made by smart people, takes credit for them and destroys them. youtu.be/KqyXvMrQDk8

YOU DID IT! Yesterday was huge for our democracy, climate, & the right to choose. But there's more to do! Join me in getting Senator Warnock & Davante Lewis over the line in their races to save our climate. 👇👇👇 give.champion.us/page/runoff… Post a comment to let me know you gave

holy fucking shit, Elon Musk is teaching a master class in how not to run a business and I am so fucking here for it. pass the popcorn

the guy who makes exploding cars bought a web site. you won't believe what happened next

Honestly for anyone who still believes that “Make America Great Again” wasn’t about going back to the segregation and casual racism of the 50s, the fact that conservative response to a Super Bowl halftime show in 2022 has been “OMG it’s all black people!!!” should clear it up.

Again, this tweet isn't enough, but thank you to everyone who is an essential worker, everyone who works in the service industry, everyone who has to deal with humanity to make a living. This is an incredible time and I admire you all for getting through it with grace.

People go to Disney World because it’s convenient, safe, clean, iconic, familiar, fun, welcoming, memorable. And they’re willing to pay a premium for that experience. Start eliminating those things one by one and you’re going to have a problem. Maybe not today but soon

In the next 20 hours I'll be flying from Orlando to Boston, driving to Worcester, MA, back to Boston then flying to JFK and arriving in Denver. My avg speed will be 165mph. I'M THE GODDAMN FLASH!

Last night I was tired, stressed and feeling lonely. I was surfing the internet and in a moment of weakness...I...I...ordered a Stadia. What have I done? Can I ever be forgiven?

I hereby co-sign the Internet's opinion that Matt Berry should be the voice of Garfield. Now and forever.

Podcast advertising 101: know that when you're writing your ad, the customer is like: *steeples fingers beneath chin* "well, the product is right, and it fits our budget... but before we commit these resources, we must know... was this product created by TWO BEST FRIENDS???"

just want to add to the childcare conversation that not every mother sobs at the idea of sending their baby to daycare, even at 3-4 months. some moms are happier and as such better moms when they’re working, and if that’s you (like it is me) that doesn’t make you a bad mom

Huge thanks to @shwood and @JoeDiamondLive for letting me sit in on a couple of episodes of @ScamNationShow , the best magic show on the internet. youtu.be/MD6sTbHC_gs (It's really surreal, seeing myself on a show that I've watched for years.)

oh, hey-- I guess today is a good day to suggest you check out this podcast: worldsgreatestcon.fireside.f…

Whoa... I AM on Australian TV! And repping <>, too!