Doctor • Formula 1 fan • Fond of an afternoon snooze & pineapple on pizza! 🍍
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Jan 9
Long term followers will know that my Christmas decorations have long been stored in the shower.
Well after six years, Christmas is moving out and has a new home. 🎄
I wonder why…
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22 Oct 2025
Someone should invent an app with a widget that says what’s the current McFlurry options are without having to go into the McDonald’s menu each time.
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7 Oct 2025
Thank you all so much for the kind comments. It really was the most perfect day!
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24 Sep 2025
I’m told if you bury a sausage the night before your wedding you’ll have a dry day.
These rumours are always vague about the specifics aren’t they? Like what sort of sausage? Will a Richmond do? How deep do I have to bury it? 🤷🏻♂️
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22 Sep 2025
Hello! I’m getting married next week, so that’s nice isn’t it?
How has everyone else been over here? It’s been a while…
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5 Jan 2025
Tomorrow is like the real 1st of January isn’t it? The day the diet starts, work goes back to normal and cheese is no longer acceptable to eat for breakfast.
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23 Dec 2024
What does one do with Carol Singers these days? I just kinda stood there and bopped along with the tune. 🤷🏻♂️🎶🎄
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29 Nov 2024
It’s a cruise! Our first ever one! Though I have great respect for those that thought I had the athleticism or ability to ski. 🛳️
28 Nov 2024
We’re off on our hollibobs today… but what sort of holiday are we going on this time? 🫣🤫
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28 Nov 2024
We’re off on our hollibobs today… but what sort of holiday are we going on this time? 🫣🤫
10%
Beach ⛱️
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Skiing ⛷️
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Cruise 🛳️
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City 🌇
60 votes • Final results
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20 Nov 2024
Yesterday we had a corned beef sandwich.
Today, Michelin Star dining.
We lead a varied life.
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5 Nov 2024
Imagine campaigning for months and months and it ends up being for nothing because you lose the election.
It’s like revising a really difficult topic for an exam and it never coming up.
#USElection
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27 Oct 2024
When you come home to these on the table. Is @Garinlloyd_ trying to tell me something…?
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