Best practices are for wimps - all variables must be named x and your code held in one file. Don't forget - never communicate or share with your peers.
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15 Mar 2022
A Portuguese national living in France who just ordered German white wine. One of many reasons the EU is strangely awesome.
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
14 Jan 2020
Here is a fantastic keynote by @diabolicaldev at @JoyOfCoding 2019. It was funny, entertaining, and had plenty of food for thoughts. #100DaysOfCode
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7 Nov 2019
Thanks @Devoxx that was really fun - such a great audience - remember: “Developers developers developers developers developers” #DevoxxBE #devoxx2019
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7 Nov 2019
Hey #DevoxxBE - I bet you miss me more than I miss my monolith - see you in room five at 1:50 where we can commiserate together.
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
27 Sep 2019
Hey ladies (everyone else who needs to hear this): Be cheeky and ask for things. For yourself, for your network, for those you mentor. We might feel bad "abusing" our position/network/privilege, but others are doing this anyway. Let's be realistic and use what's there for us.
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
17 Sep 2019
Join @karianna and @kcpeppe at 3:00 PM on 9/18/19 for an intimate Q&A about jClarity and Java at Microsoft. We'll see you at Microsoft Booth #1511 at #OOW19: msft.social/8xqySl
ALT Join @karianna and @kcpeppe at 3:00 PM on 9/18/19 for an intimate Q&A about jClarity and Java at Microsoft. We'll see you at Microsoft Booth #1511 at #OOW19: http://msft.social/8xqySl
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19 Aug 2019
Well you can’t *really* complain where I landed now can you? 😈
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15 Jul 2019
10x engineer? What is this nonsense! There’s only the 100x engineer. Me. #onlyiamallowedtocommitcode
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
8 Jun 2019
Software: “Enter new password.”
Me: ...
S: “Create a stronger password.”
Me: ....
S: “This is similar to a password you used in the past. Choose a different one.”
Me: eh, ok. .....
S: “Password changed. Would you like us to email it to you?”
Me: Murder me.
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
6 Jun 2019
SEEKING JUNIOR DEVELOPER
Requirements:
- Have 12 years development experience
- Can immediately understand and know how to use every library we decide to use without telling you what they are
- Be willing to work 18 hour days
Salary: $12,000/year
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24 May 2019
I’d almost forgotten I had this account until I spoke at @JoyOfCoding - wonderful event - remember #mortgagedrivendevelopment
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
2 Feb 2016
Censum 3.0.0 is out! 8 new views on the internals of the G1 collector and Safepoint Log analysis! #java #openjdk - jclarity.com/2016/02/01/new-…
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
10 Nov 2015
Have a vote in the #jcp elections? then please see our position paper and vote!
jcp.org/aboutJava/communityp…
#java #adoptajsr #adoptopenjdk
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Diabolical Developer retweeted
24 Feb 2015
Why we built Illuminate and where we think APM is going next! jclarity.com/2015/02/24/why-… #java #performance #APM
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26 Jan 2015
If you’re a customer - don’t forget to charge your vendor for time spent in UAT - thedailywtf.com/articles/we-… #thatjusthappened
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