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7 Aug 2025
fighting for my life trying to be the bigger person here and not publicly spill the tea on M & M’s own problematic behaviors since they wanna be loud and wrong and act like their shit don’t stink 🫣
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7 Aug 2025
Imma just get it out of my system in therapy tomorrow then we’ll be good LOL
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30 May 2025
9/10 times going to the movies hardly enjoyable because no one has movie etiquitte. Why are you having a conversation at full volume!! Why are you commentating the whole entire movie!!!! Why are you YELLING!!!!!!!! I just wanna go to the movies in peace😭
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30 May 2025
I think people are just intentionally trying to be the most annoying guy in the theater like that’s gotta be it right
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25 Apr 2025
TLOU show pacing is fucking awful & S2E2’s impact ain’t even close to the impact it had in the game 🥲🥲
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13 Apr 2025
Willow is so locked in on the UFC fights rn she loves watching dudes beat each other up
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9 Apr 2025
I have to get on the computer and figure things out.
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10 Apr 2025
My neighbors just built a koi pond in their front yard therefore I will also be building a koi pond in my front yard 🫡
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1 Apr 2025
Down to my pre-pregnancy weight but carrying it soooooo differently I hate it here
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15 Mar 2025
Yo monkeys LOVE babies
9 Mar 2025
Going to the zoo on Monday can’t wait to show the monkeys my baby
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9 Mar 2025
Going to the zoo on Monday can’t wait to show the monkeys my baby
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3 Mar 2025
Popping in to say being a mom is awesome & I’m obsessed with my little baby & very lucky to be able to find happiness in her during what is otherwise the hardest/most traumatic phase of my life
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21 Feb 2025
it’s been 4 years since glow on, and i can only assume turnstile have been spending this time making what the people want.
Step 3 Rhythm
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20 Feb 2025
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
Our friend Jeremy from VOLCANO needs to have immediate emergency surgery now (as in tomorrow). This is to ensure he doesn’t lose mobility of his legs because his condition is so close to the spinal cord. Please donate if you can.
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