Not the real & legendary Dick Warlock | Words can't hurt me | Professional F bomber | Shit memes | Current man crush: Adam Waldman
Joined May 2022
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27 May 2022
Ben: "Kate Moss testified just two days ago that Mr Depp never did that, never hit her, never kicked her"
Rottenborn: "Objection, that's not what she testified"
Ben: "That's exactly what she testified!"
Judge: "Overruled"
Ben: *sighs* "They are still at it"
#JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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May 21
This is so funny because that’s a River vs Boca in Argentina 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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May 19
I’m sure they are talking about me ☺️
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May 15
How to have an unforgettable night.
Step 1: have a night
Step 2: don’t forget it
Follow me for more life hacks 🫶🏼
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I jokingly sent this to my boss, and she emailed my peers and me to reassure us that this situation would never happen to us
Apr 29
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
Community note
JP Morgan’s internal investigation found no merit to sexual harassment claims. Accuser refused to cooperate/provide evidence. Executive says its all complete fabrication.
They were colleagues but did not report to each other, so she had no influence over bonus or promotion.
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Dick Warlock retweeted
Apr 29
i let my dick make decisions sometimes, call that cocknitive thinking
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Apr 27
I know you’re enjoying the auto translate feature so I can finally show you that Spanish twitter is fucking fire
Apr 27
Cocinero: lo peor de mi trabajo es verlo y no probarlo
El ginecólogo:
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Dick Warlock retweeted
Apr 26
Trying to find the funny tweet you just saw to like it after Twitter randomly refreshes
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Apr 26
This guy is a jackass lmao
Apr 26
Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!!
The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved.
And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve.
But because of who loves us.
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Apr 26
This dude Russell has no idea of what's in the bible lol
Apr 25
Piers staring at Russell then looking at the camera like Jim from The Office is sending me
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Apr 26
What the fuck happened now? I'm done with the historical fucking events fuck
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Apr 25
Me when that "I'll get back to you on that" at work weeks ago comes back to haunt me during a meeting
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Apr 25
😂😂
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Apr 24
Baby Alien had to end his stream after getting into a fight with his friend after catching him in the bathroom with his girlfriend
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Apr 25
What did you expect? He uses a bible as a prop and not to actually read it
Apr 24
Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.
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Apr 23
I’m sure “slept” is not the appropriate word to describe what happened
Russell Brand says he slept with a 16-year-old when he was 30. 😬 tmz.me/OhxjuOu
Credit: The Megyn Kelly Show
Community note
The then 16 yr old school girl accuses Brand of sexual assault “'forced his penis down her throat' & 'made her choke', only stopping after she punched him in the stomach.”
She says he groomed her, called her “the child”, was emotionally abusive & controlling.
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