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carmen @dilfjs

mom era

Joined January 2018
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carmen@dilfjs
May 13
i can’t stop crying over a bag of fucking chips i’m so ready to be done being pregnant
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hunter@3gpmh
May 9
some of you weren’t suicidal at 13 and it shows
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mourning how tea my body was before i got pregnant</3
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like she was so fine
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carmen@dilfjs
Apr 16
in less than 3 months a whole human is going to come out of my body i simply cannot wrap my head around that
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carmen@gldnh0ur
Mar 25
woke up nauseous…..the body remembers.
Pop Base
@PopBase
Mar 25
11 years ago today, Zayn left One Direction.
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carmen@dilfjs
Mar 24
IM HAVING A BABY GIRL🩷🩷🩷🩷
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carmen@dilfjs
Feb 24
apparently my baby is measuring LONG now i don’t want to push that thing out of me
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Christian Snow@cgraysnow
Feb 18
Tyra Banks avoiding every single bit of accountability for her role in the making of America’s Next Top Model #ANTM
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carmen@dilfjs
Feb 17
got my man into gossip girl i call that a win
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carmen@dilfjs
Feb 11
since i’ve been pregnant my man has dedicated his entire existence to making sure i am safe healthy and happy i could not ask for a better father for my child
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carmen@dilfjs
Feb 11
like wym i wake up to pee at 3am and he wakes up with me, makes me food then rubs my back until i go back to sleep without me asking for any of that
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carmen@dilfjs
Jan 30
picking out baby names is harder than i thought
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carmen@dilfjs
Jan 27
why does hot mulligan baby merch not exist anywhere i want my baby to be fuckin cool
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doja syd
@SydDivineTarot
Jan 10
lets not ask chatgpt for advice lets ask some bad bitches with tarot cards
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@throwanitback
Jan 8
as someone who has deliberately ran a man over none of you know what it looks like to try and run someone over
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RT @TheFrostPrime: I think all ICE agents should kill themselves
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RT @TsaiMeLemoni: "If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borde…
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zay dante@zaydante
Jan 7
fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck anyone who supports those murderous pigs
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