I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Turns out the rat was the cook the whole time.
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Jun 13
One of my favorite posts in recent memory.
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jun 8
Going to be my best play of the cycle and all because I’m not a paperhanded retard.
Jun 8
We have just dropped another round of tokens to every single account who received an airdrop and didn’t sell.
Reward the outliers and punish the sheep.
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Jun 6
Only thing I’m holding these days is solana:CW5sVPgJKh1p22CzQS7csFCPHZTtq5X9PWB3pbvopump
In @chefheaters we trust.
Let him cook.
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May 21
Just in: Billionaire Mark Chabenisky sells all his BTC
May 21
JUST IN: Billionaire Mark Cuban says he sold "most" of his Bitcoin.
"Bitcoin has lost the plot."
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May 21
If you’ve opened packs on @Collector_Crypt ever check your gacha right now.
Got 10 free packs dropped and I haven’t touched it in a year or so.
Show me your pulls.
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May 20
lmao
🚨BREAKING: A trader put $550,000.00 on Cleveland to win game 1.
This massive trade pays out $1,796,635.48 on Polymarket.
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May 16
I don’t know how to say this lightly but it’s not a good thing that JPOW is retired.
Guy got the stock market to all time highs in the most fucked conditions imaginable.
Think you’re all celebrating a little too soon.
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May 15
Going to be an awkward conversation in a few years when the utility cost of running AI in these corporations far exceeds the cost of just employing people.
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May 15
Has to be one of the dumbest decisions I’ve ever seen in hockey.
Obvious retaliation by the league here.
May 15
BREAKING: Golden Knights to forfeit 2026 2nd round draft pick and John Tortorella fined $100,000 for “flagrant violations” of Media Policies.
The club did not hold any media availability after advancing to the Western Conference Final last night in Anaheim. #ForgedInGold
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May 15
In 12 years of being around crypto I’ve never cold messaged anyone to pump a project.
Don’t get scammed.
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dilly retweeted
This is your last chance to make it.
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