known to have dumps like a truck and thighs like what, what, what.
Joined April 2011
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Jun 14
just looked up from placing my pizza hut order and my neighbor in the same house’s pizza hut was being delivered. shameful
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Jun 14
yesterday my first thought when i opened my eyes was “oh my god i slept through my birthday.” my birthday is in august?
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Jun 14
make like trey songz and dive in
Jun 13
wyd if a black hole starts forming in ur room
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Jun 14
many such cases unfortunately
the correct opinion on sex and the city is that mr big is evil and should be in prison and he is also carries soul mate
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Jun 13
stop following me bc i’m hot im also smart and funny and evil and a general nuisance
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Jun 12
i have a 5 star rating on uber and an ass that jiggles when i walk. remember that.
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Jun 12
lowkey me
Jun 11
who else going thru psychosis a lil bit
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Jun 11
get your parents to pay for your therapy under a “you break it you buy it” policy
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dilyn 🦋 retweeted
Jun 9
i will serve cunt again just give me a minute
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Jun 10
and i am A Genius
Jun 9
It takes a certain level of intelligence to understand Love Island
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Jun 10
one minute i’ll be fine and the next i remember i’ll never see my cat again and i can’t breathe anymore. idgaf if you’re sick of hearing about it that was the most stable relationship of my entire life. 10 years just… gone
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Jun 10
does anyone know what non drowsy allergy meds actually work? i’m taking 3 costco brand zyrtec a day and i am still itching and sneefing and snorfing like 30-50 feral hogs
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Jun 10
i should not have eaten that steak salad stuffer from panera bread now i can’t move my neck
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Jun 9
i’m triggered by the amoxicillin biscuits kid bc that’s me. i am allergic to amoxicillin and i include it on every form that asks for allergies. yeah i know im getting a tattoo but you ASKED!!!!
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Jun 9
i like babies like i like monkeys. they’re very cute and fun to visit but i don’t want to have my own.
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Jun 9
this is why i like them. it’s oddly validating that im not the only one with these visions.
Jun 8
don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination
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