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Joined April 2011
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just looked up from placing my pizza hut order and my neighbor in the same house’s pizza hut was being delivered. shameful
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yesterday my first thought when i opened my eyes was “oh my god i slept through my birthday.” my birthday is in august?
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make like trey songz and dive in
wyd if a black hole starts forming in ur room
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many such cases unfortunately
the correct opinion on sex and the city is that mr big is evil and should be in prison and he is also carries soul mate
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stop following me bc i’m hot im also smart and funny and evil and a general nuisance
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gawd bless me it’s fuckin summa
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i have a 5 star rating on uber and an ass that jiggles when i walk. remember that.
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lowkey me
who else going thru psychosis a lil bit
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get your parents to pay for your therapy under a “you break it you buy it” policy
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hour long phone call with my nana (we’re both stoned) 🥰
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i will serve cunt again just give me a minute
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and i am A Genius
It takes a certain level of intelligence to understand Love Island
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one minute i’ll be fine and the next i remember i’ll never see my cat again and i can’t breathe anymore. idgaf if you’re sick of hearing about it that was the most stable relationship of my entire life. 10 years just… gone
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does anyone know what non drowsy allergy meds actually work? i’m taking 3 costco brand zyrtec a day and i am still itching and sneefing and snorfing like 30-50 feral hogs
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i should not have eaten that steak salad stuffer from panera bread now i can’t move my neck
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hey when does my brain go back to normal
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i’m triggered by the amoxicillin biscuits kid bc that’s me. i am allergic to amoxicillin and i include it on every form that asks for allergies. yeah i know im getting a tattoo but you ASKED!!!!
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i like babies like i like monkeys. they’re very cute and fun to visit but i don’t want to have my own.
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this is why i like them. it’s oddly validating that im not the only one with these visions.
don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination
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