quite sweet that dan doesn’t want his partner of 16 years to see him in an unflattering light. don’t come in while i’m twisted shirtless on the ground! i’m going to cover up my face because i put too much glittery lipgloss on! turn around while i put on this paper underwear!
dip and pip teasing a “naked sweaty sauna situation” on the live stream and then the podcast comes out and it was an awkward two minute encounter with a stranger they immediately ran away from
mr dan lester going on holiday with his family to celebrate his mother-in-law’s birthday because he’s a lester in every way but name. the hotel staff are unaware of this small detail and assume he’s phil’s legal husband. okay.
everything we learn about dan as a child is painfully sweet. what do you mean you felt so guilty about stealing a single gumball from the corner store that you returned it? meanwhile phil as a child was wishing people death
for the first time in phandom history, dan and phil are foreshadowing a major announcement and nobody is predicting that it's going to be the hard launch