Reader. Chocolate milk enthusiast. Xennial. #collingwood tragic. Passionate about #loveozya. Painting the town beige.
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Apr 15
The young men hitting themselves in the face with hammers, are they the same kids who were eating the laundry detergent pods? How did we even get here?
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21 Oct 2025
Thought I'd give #GoldenBachelorAU a watch. Bear is a little too bland but absolutely here for the unhinged ladies.
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20 Oct 2025
Wanted to check if it was raining, @ring cameras all down. Now I'm expected to actually walk outside. It's malarkey.
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4 Sep 2025
Ohhhh, they're just going to boo every Collingwood possession are they? 🙄 #AFLCrowsPies
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5 Mar 2025
Stay safe Queenslanders and those in New South Wales who are in the path of #CycloneAlfred ❤️
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3 Jul 2024
No doubt Pez is cooking something from the CWA or Women's Weekly cookbook #MasterChefAU
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31 May 2024
Is there any chance the Macedonian Marvel could produce a few more Daicos boys? #AFLPiesDogs
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20 May 2024
Hi @lifebloodau. Are you eligible to donate blood if your iron levels are only slightly low at 26.7?
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11 May 2024
Even only faintly, she's breathtaking. From the burbs in Melbourne's north west #AuroraAustralis
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3 Apr 2024
Ugh, @auspost drivers still pretending they've attempted delivery. Frustrating as fuck.
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31 Mar 2024
When you reach the stage of perimenopause when anxiety begins. How do people with a uterus function? It's debilitating.
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6 Mar 2024
Australians have woken to the disappointing news that Sam Kerr used the word 'bastard' and not 'cunt' in her altercation with a British police officer
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5 Mar 2024
If the camel farmer doesn't sing The Rainbow Connection next week, I'll be bitterly disappointed #AustralianIdol
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