the stream of consciousness that’s coming out of my urethra
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Americans are so lazy they will complain that they have to open a bag of chips
Jun 12
Welcome to America baby, you pay the premium and also do half the work
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guy who thinks the lyric is “they do respect her butt”
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Men want one thing and it’s cool sedans
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getting an ad on here that doesn’t pertain to me like a political campaign across the country or a restaurant that isn’t even in my state is cool like what the fuck do you want me to do with this information
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there are simulators everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple retweeted
Jun 10
Men want one thing and it’s cool Sedans
Jun 10
Men want one thing and it’s cool Sedans
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While I’m not particularly anti vaxx myself, it is funny the level of gell mann amnesia experienced by people who will talk about corruption and fraud in the pharmaceutical industry and then turn around and say that being critical of vaccines at all is evil and unfounded
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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple retweeted
Jun 9
>Rock the Casbah starts playing
>Immediately sees the Shah of Iran
What a great show
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People who run from the ASP and GSP baffle me
Like they do NOT fuck around
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guy who says “wagon burner” when he meant to say “barn burner”
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Leftists once again going full eugenicist is really funny
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>jeep driver starts to pull out in front of me while making direct eye contact with me as I am coming at them
These creatures are genuinely beyond comprehension
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>real post folder
>look inside
>AI generated stories
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I said it before and I’ll say it again, this state collectively has brain damage
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overpass/bridge with giant ass shoulders because they might want to add a lane in the future
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>stop off at a gas station in the middle of nowhere to top off my car
>unattended and unlit
>nobody around for miles
>mfw
I might be an armed grown ass man but this shit still gives me the heebie jeebies
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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple retweeted
every time my phone says it has 5G my internet stops working
is that it’s way of saying it’s currently getting hit with the goybeam
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