Not Kevin Spacey. Deflate Gate Denier. Tampa Superfan. Single (complicated)

Joined June 2025
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What’s the name of the mental illness that makes you feel like the man when you are violently hungover #cantstopwontstop
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The left is livid seeing me eat hotel breakfast for dinner #Winning @GordonRamsay
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Binge watched Harry Potter on this fine Presidents’ Day, forgot how fucking real Ron Weasley was.
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Joking around at work and said “on 1, on 1” and coworker said “set, hut!”.
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Replying to @ToddRoberts1993
I’ll answer your question with 2 questions 1. Is this or is this not the XFL? Yes it is 2. Do I currently have a pulse? Yes I do let’s play football
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Kenneth Walker voice reveal

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Show the streaker!!!!!!!

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Looking forward to another weekend filled with loathing, yearning, and wishing things were different between us. Homemade everything pizza.
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This is strangely moving
“halftime performer cancelled on us just go out there and make something up”
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Peyton Manning is the only guy the broncos should call pending the Bo Nix injury
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Lavonte David will go down as the most underrated defensive player in NFL history

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The three straight division titles: 2022: 8-9 (with Brady) 2023: 9-8 (carried by offense) 2024: 10-7 (literally had best offense and play caller in franchise history) It has also been the worst division in the NFL for the past 5 years.
Bucs coach Todd Bowles has not yet met with the Glazer family about his future but said “I’ve earned the chance. I’ve won three straight division titles so that says at lot as far as I’m concerned.”
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That Black Monday notification is going to hit like crack tomorrow #BowlesToVenezuela
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I’m getting word that they’re treating Maduro like Justin Bieber when his car broke down in the hood.
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28 Dec 2025
Hear me out: Fire Todd Bowles tonight. Let Tom Moore be interim Head Coach for the NFC South title.
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imagine thinking you’re too good for a game where mascots beg to be chosen for sacrifice and lowered into a giant toaster to be eaten by the winning team #PopTartsBowl

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