DJ. Yacht Magic. Champion Eater. Seattle Mariners. Washington Huskies. College Basketball. All Coffee Everything.
Joined February 2009
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i feel like the people who wait in that super long drive thru line at Chick-fil-a actually aren't real people
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Feb 1
Your peers that appear to be everyone's friend are usually the ones that low-key want and will do anything to take your shit
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Jan 7
Heard 'Shots' on XM radio for the first time in a long while and boy it took me back to a time
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20 Oct 2025
Way too many mental mistakes by the Mariners so far tonight... sigh
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17 Oct 2025
The "journeyman" Bryce Miller throws 4 scoreless in an ALCS Game 5 (and probably should have been more). Go Ms #SeizeTheMoment
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21 Sep 2025
Tory Horton was a STUD at Colorado State, glad Seahawks fans are seeing and enjoying this firsthand.
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16 Aug 2025
If you're a Mariners fan and able to watch the game today using the Mets broadcast on MLB.tv, I HIGHLY suggest it. #TridentsUp
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31 Jul 2025
All you "expert" Mariners Twitter accounts better shut your negative loser posts, Geno is coming back. And now it's go time. #TridentsUp
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20 Jun 2025
Mariners twitter up in arms about the Rowdy DFA and Donovan Solano is probably having his best all-around game as a Mariner. Go figure.
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8 Jun 2025
How on earth has Angels Stadium been a house of horrors for the Mariners the past couple years?! Wth
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12 May 2025
Today's Music Hot Take: 2Pac's "All Eyez On Me" Disc 2 is better Disc 1
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