15 years ago, I met a girl with a dog. Annoying little dog. Protective of his Mama. Tried to attack me. My best friend died today, at 17. Thank you Snoopy, for allowing me into your pack. I'm forever grateful. It's hard to remember life before Snoopy, but it wasn't as good.

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Trump had a whole army of pedos storming the Capitol on 1/6.

Happy White Trash House Day! Hand to hand combat taking place today as Emperor-Puppet Trump celebrates his 80th by holding a cheapened version of Roman games.

Happy Obama day.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT JOYCE Rep. Joyce Beatty was the only Kennedy Center board member who tried to stop Trump's rebranding of the arts center. She then challenged the move in court, and won her case. She is the reason Trump's name came down! Thank you Joyce !!!

The Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump is threatening to override Washington D.C.'s self-government if it elects a Democratic Mayor. Attempting to do this is a violation of Constitutional law (Article I, Section 8, Clause 17) and federal law (The 1973 D.C. Home Rule Act). 👇👇👇👇

VAN SUSTEREN: Who is our best friend in South America at this point KRISTI NOEM: We've worked so much with El Salvador ... Costa Rica has been fantastic (El Salvador and Costa Rica, dear reader, are not in South America)

JD Vance is as dumb as the pedophile he is protecting! No JD, there were no deals negotiated!

This was the prelude and he never should have been allowed to run again.

Anyone feel me on this? I’m usually good, but when I think about the nonsense we’ve been living through for the last 2 years, I get pissed off all over again. The morons who voted for Trump because they believed he would lower grocery prices and end all wars got us a half-torn-down White House, a UFC cage on the South Lawn and an economy in the toilet.

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.

BRENNAN: But there is a crisis with those weapons stockpiles right now HEGSETH: No there is not. That is a manufactured story that the media wants to peddle BRENNAN: You have testified to it in front of Congress HEGSETH: You don't have to read back to me what I testified

80 is the new 105. May your day be filled with algae, dark clouds and severe thunderstorms, you miserable fat fuck.

FBI shows up to interrogate a U.S. citizen at his house—for writing an anti-ICE social media post. "This is about comments that you posted online," said agent. Orders homeowner to stop recording—refuses to even tell him which comments. Agent wearing unique World Cup uniform to indicate he is currently assigned to work with ICE on immigration issues. Craig Brittain has been actively documenting and participating in protests at the Delaney Hall ICE detention facility in Newark, New Jersey. His social media posts videos of demonstrations, conflicts with agents, and calls for the facility’s closure.

Congrats to Coach Brown, Finals MVP Jalen Brunson, OG, and the rest of these incredible NBA Champion @NYKnicks! What a run!

We do celebrate our 250th birthday, on July 4th, and not with Trump and his ego driven display of Six Flags style showmanship complete with a fighter at a weigh in cosplaying being drunk and puking. Thanks but no thanks.

Our country’s birthday isn’t officially here until next month. Today is the Deranged Occupant of the White House birthday

The White House is now beefing with the weather

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone celebrating President Obama Appreciation Day today, because he's infinitely better than the squatter in the Oval Office, and never used taxpayer funds for a lavish birthday party for himself. Better in every way.

Note to anyone angry that Trump's name was taken off the Kennedy Center, don't you worry. You can still find his name in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.