Christ follower. Julia's husband. Liam, Renée, & Aiden's dad. Cowboys, Astros, & UT fan. Voted the worst person on Astros Twitter. I'm probably joking. #FDSP
Joined August 2009
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Hello. My name is Dustin DeBerry, and I’m addicted to sarcasm on Twitter.
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You are an unserious team if you’re giving up bombs to Matthews smh
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After 50 hours on the road and 3200 miles we made it to Julia’s parent’s house in Lancaster County, PA on the 7th day after leaving ours. We went through 16 states, 2 Canadian provinces, and 10 major cities. 😅
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The game is actually in Foxboro Massachusetts not Boston
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The best directions a man can get
"Avoids World Cup"
> Within 3 miles of Gillette
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Jun 13
the starting pitching tho
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The relief pitching in this game has been phenomenal.
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Dustin DeBerry retweeted
Jun 13
Many individual cups with a Mercator projection map on them
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Jun 13
What is this drinking festival everyone is going on about? Everyone has to drink out of the same cup from the world or everyone in the world is bringing a cup to North America?
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Dustin DeBerry retweeted
I think the 8 extra minutes would even avoid it more
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Jun 13
Watching Cape Fear. Who knew Javier Bardem could play such a great villain??
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