Good jokes I promise. Creative Director @headspace

Joined June 2009
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15 Mar 2022
Picking this up and putting it down repeatedly just to make sure it’s real and ITS REAL
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did you know that if you get a little red headscarf you can just wear it anywhere???
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11 Dec 2025
winter sky best sky
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18 Nov 2025
eating a ham sandwich on a call rn
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17 Nov 2025
but i don’t WANT to stop saying slayyyy
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16 Nov 2025
it is a really beautiful time of year to live in brooklyn new york
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14 Nov 2025
would be cool if my air purifier stopped emailing me
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13 Nov 2025
a brand guidelines document answers the most important questions one could have about the brand
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12 Nov 2025
i measure success at work by how many times a year i can casually drop a koyaanisqatsi reference
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12 Nov 2025
did i work out too hard or do i have appendicitis
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10 Nov 2025
my body is just a conduit for 10,000 gecs
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why is it so hard to find a sandwich when all you want is a sandwich????
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when i find a good song all my friends and enemies know about it
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vitamin d3 helluva drug
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maybe my best yet @LiZaOutlives
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25 Sep 2025
spending a lot of my adult money on flat plastic discs
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18 Sep 2025
addicted to eating kiwi's whole with the skin on
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17 Sep 2025
i am the sleepiest puppy in the whole barn
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12 Sep 2025
good music is soooooo good
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10 Sep 2025
would i look cute without all my teeth y/n?
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my body is 60% water 40% ben platt diet pepsi
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