Joined March 2008
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Doug Burns retweeted
11 Nov 2016
Can we agree to redefine "I'm good" in response to "how's it going?" to just include the myriad of caveats about "well, except for *that*"
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Doug Burns retweeted
oh noooooooooooo
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Hello, Twitter! It's Barack. Really! Six years in, they're finally giving me my own account.
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20 Jan 2015
Minimum Viable Load Balancer
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Doug Burns retweeted
Not entirely fair to #Javascript, but funny. From bit.ly/1r4R8XY
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Seeing Microsoft's iconic wallpaper in real life wapo.st/1kLQxJL
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9 Mar 2014
Thanks to @thegaw and @javierjulio I’m giving Atom a try. Really like it so far. Have 2 invites. Let me know if anyone needs one.
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8 Mar 2014
@thegaw cool, thanks!
8 Mar 2014
@thegaw would love one too if you still have it
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7 Mar 2014
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization #theonion theonion.com/articles/americ…

3 Mar 2014
“it is a virus that opens an Olympic torch and burns the whole hard disc C of your computer”
28 Feb 2014
Getting a 321 pound item shipped for free via Amazon Prime. That has to pay for a few years of service.
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Doug Burns retweeted
27 Feb 2014
iOS users: The highly rated (attractive) todo list app “Clear” (with iCloud sync) is FREE for 24 hours: itunes.apple.com/us/app/clea… (Just FYI :)

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Doug Burns retweeted
Touching a programmer or designers screen is as close to touching a cop’s gun as I think you can come.
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23 Feb 2014
Very late to the game, but just finished the first season of Orange is the New Black. Looking forward to season 2 on 6/6.
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21 Feb 2014
This is a great idea for at attracting talent beapartofit.squarespace.com/

18 Feb 2014
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s rock salt
17 Feb 2014
@thegaw Wow, that 5 years went fast! Congrats on all you’ve accomplished and I look forward to seeing what you do next.
6 Feb 2014
Olympics or Hunger Games?
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29 Jan 2014
Evidently it’s called a Wovel and was Time’s best invention of 2006. Guess I’m behind the times.