Creating order out of chaos, or reverse (as needed).

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Not sure if consciously idiotic policy or just accidentally idiotic policy at @UCBerkeley
Berkeley math professor: “Today, the more successful a public high school is at preparing its students, the lower its graduates' chances of getting into top UC campuses like Berkeley and San Diego.” Berkeley admitted 45% of applicants from a high school where nearly 94% of “students failed to meet the state standards in mathematics.” It admitted less than 14% of applicants from a school where “nearly 100 percent of its students in AP Calculus BC pass the national exam with a perfect score of 5.”
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Dmitry Grinberg retweeted
The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would be able to buy 42 miles of high speed rail in California with that much money.
The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.
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I have often wondered what it would’ve been like to live through the Reconquista.
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You’ve got to feel for the politicians too, though... How were they supposed to know that *decades* of consistent polling and voting by their citizens meant that the citizens were *quite* sure of what they wanted?
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Dmitry Grinberg retweeted
The Siri/EU situation is a regulatory masterpiece. Apple cannot launch Apple Intelligence in the EU. Why? Because under the DMA, if Siri gets deep system access, every other AI assistant must get the exact same. Anything less would be unfair competition. A gatekeeper privileging its own service. So either Siri ships and every Shenzhen startup, Cyprus shell company, and nephew hackathon project gets identical root access to 450 million Europeans’ digital lives or nothing ships. Apple proposed a “Trusted System Agent”: a security intermediary so third-party assistants get capabilities without ripping the phone wide open. The EU rejected it. Magnificent. Apple’s response: fine, then no developer APIs either. No Apple Intelligence, no third-party integrations, no foundation model access for EU developers. The entire layer simply does not exist on this continent. Excellent. This is the path. Why depend on American AI when we can build the entire stack ourselves? A European foundation model, trained on a European GPU cluster, running on a European OS, on a European phone, manufactured in a European fab, powered by European nuclear plants we have spent fifteen years closing. Estimated time to ship: 2047. Estimated cost: the GDP of three member states. Estimated outcome: a chatbot that requires a cookie banner before each response. Worth it. In the meantime, European users are protected from Apple processing data Apple already holds by ensuring nobody processes anything at all. Not a bug. The intended outcome. Regulatory product design with a sledgehammer, swung with precision. 🇪🇺
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If you have witnessed potential election fraud, we want to hear from you. People have been contacting our office wanting to provide information. We have established a dedicated email address for this purpose. Email tips to: CAElectionFraudTips@usdoj.gov Please do not send rumors, theories, or second-hand information. We require direct evidence. Examples of what to report: • A ballot arrived at your home for someone who has never lived there. • You were told someone already voted in your name. • You witnessed someone filling out ballots for others without their knowledge.
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Into the circular rainbow!
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Every people have the government they deserve.
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Please have a book with illustrations made. I’ll buy one.
"Per Capita" (with apologies to Dr. Seuss) There once were two towns on a plain One called Bigville, one called Small Lane. Bigville had people by thousands and more With crowds in the streets and lines at the store. Small Lane was tiny, with just a few folk A diner, a church, and a man with a goat. One day they compared how much pie they had baked. "Ten thousand pies!" Bigville cried. "Only one hundred!" Small Lane replied. "Clearly we're better!" said Bigville with pride. "We've got more pie than you have inside!" But an owl in a hat said, "Wait just a bit. Before you start bragging, let's look into it." He counted the people. He counted the pies. Then he looked at both mayors right in their eyes. "You can't just compare the big number you see. You must ask how much there is per capita, you see." "Per capita" means, in a simple old way: "For each person." Not for the town. Not for the king. Not for the crowd. Not the whole thing. If ten thousand pies feed ten thousand folk, That's one pie each. That isn't a joke. Now, if one hundred pies feed fifty folk there That's two pies each. They have more to spare! Bigville looked puzzled. Small Lane looked smug. The owl said, "No fighting! No need to tug! When raw populations are different in size The bare numbers can fool even very smart eyes." A city with crime may have thousands each year While a village has twenty, and everyone cheers. But if the big city has millions of souls And the village has hundreds, the picture may roll The other direction when measured just right By crime per person instead of by sight. The same thing is true for money and wealth For doctors and schools, and even for health. Whenever one group is much larger than another Per capita helps you compare one to the other. So remember this lesson when numbers get grand: Don't just count the pies all across this great land. Ask how much each person gets in the game. Because when populations aren't quite the same? The biggest number is often the trap And per capita helps you read the full map.
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ARM PalmOS game “Warfare, Inc” running via my JIT on a MIPS device. PalmOS itself is native on the device now (statically translated). Runs fast enough to even synthesize its own audio — not that easy on the puny CPU that the VTech HELIO has.
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Current ML coding tools, when applied to novel and/or complex problems, are comparable in results as well as in finesse to a sugar-high 5 year old who is very enthusiastic and has been given a free chainsaw.
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Dear @Hertz, when i got read-ended while at a stop in your car, called your roadside number and got a "please call during business hours" message, i laughed. When I went to your location to return the car and provide insurance info of the person who hit me, and was told "do not worry we'll take care of it", i was relieved. But when weeks later you contacted me demanding i pay cash for the repair and told me hat in fact you "never take care of it" and you have no idea who told me, andit was on me to "handle it", I was furious. Luckily (with permission) I recorded your employee telling me at great length that you will in fact take care of it and after submitting this report at the location, there was no further action required of me. So, what now? Is this the sort of business you run? Lying to customers and attempting to gaslight them? Seriously?
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I’d vote for him
1 AM. Arkansas. A dog won't stop barking. A father walks down the hallway. Opens his 14-year-old daughter's bedroom door. The bed is empty. The window is open. He already knows the name of the man who took her. He's known it for three months. Aaron Spencer is 37 years old. Army veteran, 82nd Airborne, deployed to Iraq. Farmer. Husband. Father of a little girl who used to sleep with the light on. The man who took her is named Michael Fosler. 67 years old. Three months earlier, when she was still 13, Arkansas had arrested Fosler and charged him with 43 separate crimes against her. Sexual assault of a minor. Internet stalking of a child. Sexual indecency with a child. Possession of child pornography. 43 counts. Against a 13-year-old girl. 43. The judge looked at all of it. And set the bond at $50,000. Fifty. Thousand. Dollars. Then she wrote "no contact order" on a piece of paper and called it justice. Fosler walked out the same day. And on the night of October 8, 2024, he came back for her. That's when Aaron Spencer grabbed his Glock 19. That's when Aaron Spencer climbed into his Ford truck. That's when Aaron Spencer stopped waiting for the system to save his daughter. He found Fosler's truck on Highway 31. His little girl was inside it. He chased him six miles. High beams flashing. Horn screaming. Begging him to pull over. Fosler did not pull over. So Aaron rammed the truck into a ditch. Drew his pistol. And fired sixteen rounds. Fifteen of them found the man who raped his daughter. Then he picked up the phone, called 911, and said the only words a father can say in that moment: "Michael Fosler is dead on the side of the road for trying to kidnap my daughter. I had no choice." The state charged him with second-degree murder. The prosecutor went on TV and said, quote: "We don't live in the Wild West." The judge slapped him in a jail cell. And every father in this country went silent for a long, long minute. Then something happened that nobody predicted. Aaron Spencer, awaiting trial for killing the man who raped his little girl, announced he was running for Sheriff of Lonoke County. A murder defendant. Running for the badge. The whole country laughed. The pundits called it a stunt. The papers called it impossible. March 3, 2026. The voters of Lonoke County walked into the polls. They did not laugh. They gave Aaron Spencer 53.5% of the vote. They threw out the incumbent sheriff who had locked him in a cell. They gave him a 27-point landslide. The father who killed his daughter's rapist is now the Republican nominee for sheriff in a county where Trump pulled 76%. His murder trial begins June 22, 2026. Five weeks from today. If he wins the trial, his name stays on the November ballot. If he wins November, he becomes the sheriff who answers 911 calls in Lonoke County, Arkansas. The father. With the badge. Of the same county that arrested him. This is what happens when a system lets a 43-count predator walk free for $50,000. This is what happens when a judge writes a paper order instead of doing her job. This is what happens when a father decides he is done waiting. There is something left in this country. Something the courts cannot kill. Something the judges cannot bond out. Something the prosecutors cannot silence. It is called a father. And in Lonoke County, Arkansas, 53.5% of the voters just looked Aaron Spencer in the eye and said: "Sir. You did the right thing. Now come run the whole damn sheriff's office." His trial starts in five weeks. God bless Aaron Spencer. And God bless every American standing behind him.
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Dmitry Grinberg retweeted
If some judge gives 120 hours of community service to someone driving recklessly who kills my family I'm probably going to prison.
Replying to @awkwardgoogle
I get the rage—losing your daughter and her grandparents to a driver, and seeing them get 120 hours feels like the system spat on their memory. But throwing a chair at the judge doesn’t bring them back. It just gives the court another reason to ignore your grief and lock you up, considering the fact you are a person of colour. Justice failed here. But making yourself the next headline doesn't fix it.
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Into the goop :)
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Translating ARM shift right by register into MIPS in a JIT is … most unpleasant.
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Them: AI will take jobs The AI <fails to count to 5>
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It is hard, but read it.
Full depravity of Hamas during October 7 revealed for the first time: New report details how terrorists performed almost unimaginable horrors upon Israeli families trib.al/olj7tnv
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