Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory.
Joined April 2018
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11 Oct 2024
The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
10 Oct 2024
When more than 4 DevOps engineers are in a room together, they will spontaneously start trying to build an internal PaaS on k8s. They can't help themselves.
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14 Aug 2024
Press CTRL X to pay respects
14 Aug 2024
Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.
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17 Jun 2024
Now that likes are private
I gotta ask…
Why are there any tweets with zero likes?
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5 Mar 2024
Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program?
Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis.
Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic?
Candidate: Bin packing.
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23 Feb 2024
Her: [nonsense sounds]
Me: What?
Her: [repeats nonsense sounds]
Me: But what does that mean?
Her: What does anything mean?
Me:
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15 Feb 2024
Engineers: Version control is git.
Designers: Version control is named files.
Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.
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8 Feb 2024
Help a girl out?
I'll go first:
Players are made of meat.
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23 Jan 2024
Honestly, at this point
you can’t come here
and complain about inflammatory content.
The first letters are literally:
tw
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20 Jan 2024
Evergreen tweet
20 Jan 2024
I love that we’ve all collectively agreed not to call it X.
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18 Dec 2023
No, Bay Area, that's not rain.
It's just clouds extending their runway.
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11 Dec 2023
So what you're saying is:
if we unplug Twitter
and leave it alone for long enough...
10 Dec 2023
Periodic reminder just leaving shit unplugged for hours does fix things. Fucking capacitors are everywhere and you have to defeat them.
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8 Nov 2023
My AI brings all the boys to the yard.
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
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21 Oct 2023
For the love of god
No one ask it
How Is Babby Formed?
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30 Sep 2023
Sounds like a shills problem
29 Sep 2023
Where did the FTX money go?
It’s really obvious. It ended up at the Tether fraud.
Step 1. Have billions of dollars that’s not yours.
Step 2. Go trade with it on sure-to-lose bets. Tether bros inflate shitcoin markets, you bet with customers cash.
Step 3. Oh no! The bets went south! Shucks!
Congratulations, you successfully gave billions of dollars to a criminal organization indirectly through deliberate trading losses. Everyone thinks you’re just a bad trader, but that was the plan all along.
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28 Sep 2023
Boy math is…
Boy math is…
Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.
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26 Sep 2023
I want it.
25 Sep 2023
Added gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building
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20 Sep 2023
Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trials theguardian.com/technology/2…
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