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J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs @dobbsbot

Tweeting the Book of the SubGenius, one line at a time.

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Because if you are reading this in the late 20th Century, EVERYTHING YOU KNOW REALLY IS WRONG. You are an uncivilized, ignorant,
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and secret fate for the Earth so unspeakable that it may take several books to prepare you just to read it.
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Sensationalism is just the lure we use in order to communicate in all sobriety certain awful histories
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UNSPEAKABLE
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1998, X-Day, when the Angelic Host from Planet X descend in glory and terror.
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ONLY THESE must wield the relentless POWER of "BOB" on July 5,
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No, only the truly abnormal, those who are abnormal inside, in their eternal, ungainly souls, not just maladjusted,
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UNBELIEVABLE
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the Conspiracy will assimilate them, twist them to fit Their plans, and sell them back to us in CRIPPLED, USELESS condition.
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But we must NOT water them down:
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And they'll even be DAMN HARD TO FOLLOW for ignorant Subgeniuses.
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The teachings of "Bob" are NOT universal. For the Pink at heart they simply won't work. For the evil they'll backfire.
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(2) or, as the Prophet Hypercleats dubbed them, Mal-Aligned Normals.
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Punks, False Prophets, Hippies, right-wing Nerds, obnoxious would-be hepcats, Nazis, Commies, Glorps
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it just better not have been tainted and cheapened by such Normal Armies as Pinks (1),
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tries to make a buck. And when this Industrial Church, this Final Organization, takes full power over the entire globe in '98,
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The Conspiracy has a way of doing that to damn near anything that comes near it - i.e.
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YES - BEWARE - the biggest danger this Earth faces is The Church Of The SubGenius becoming POPULAR and turning into one big CHEAP JOKE.
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Still, it's enough time for the Church to be infiltrated and made evil if we don't watch ourselves.
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We're going to shock the hell out of every man, woman, and child on this planet. It's a big job, and we only have until 1998 to do it.
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