everything is satire

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hi twins, i’ve decided to keep my two interests separate on two different accounts, this one will stay habstwt, if you want to solely see joost tweets, feel free to follow @fokdebIok and softblock this one
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the avs, ill take it!
who won the stanley cup the year you were born??
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leaving tex’s land💔💔💔
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little reminder for thoses that don’t wanna be bothered with hockey and sports in general
hi twins, i’ve decided to keep my two interests separate on two different accounts, this one will stay habstwt, if you want to solely see joost tweets, feel free to follow @fokdebIok and softblock this one
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PORTUGAL SCORED AND I MISSED IT
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epic moment spotted in warsaw ft daij’s hand
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I am new to hockey; here’s my first #WillMack edit!! 🤗🤗
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i can’t support his behaviour anymore, i’m dropping his ass
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They gotta lock the damn doors man. No one on the Habs knows what offseason means they wanna be on the ice so bad😭😭😭
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psst psst, doby i am calling your name
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LMAOOOOOOOO
Vegas Golden Knights General Manager Kelly McCrimmon has announced John Tortorella will not return to the team's coaching staff following the 2025-26 season. Press release ➡️ vgk.io/PFZWP
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THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER
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WE'VE GOT A TRADE 🔁 The @NHLFlyers and @MapleLeafs have swapped goalies in a four-player deal! Powered by @SAP
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Might get shot…
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daily guhles homosexual day 25
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just play better idk
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also. taking this off priv... you can make fun of hart without turning the hockey canada trial into a joke. just saying.
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dobesklein’s tier list except i’m right
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i just know spain mad as hell rn
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