everything is satire
Joined April 2025
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Jun 15
hi twins, i’ve decided to keep my two interests separate on two different accounts, this one will stay habstwt, if you want to solely see joost tweets, feel free to follow @fokdebIok and softblock this one
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the avs, ill take it!
Jun 17
who won the stanley cup the year you were born??
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little reminder for thoses that don’t
wanna be bothered with hockey and sports in general
Jun 15
hi twins, i’ve decided to keep my two interests separate on two different accounts, this one will stay habstwt, if you want to solely see joost tweets, feel free to follow @fokdebIok and softblock this one
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Jun 16
i can’t support his behaviour anymore, i’m dropping his ass
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shanna retweeted
Jun 16
They gotta lock the damn doors man. No one on the Habs knows what offseason means they wanna be on the ice so bad😭😭😭
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Jun 16
LMAOOOOOOOO
Vegas Golden Knights General Manager Kelly McCrimmon has announced John Tortorella will not return to the team's coaching staff following the 2025-26 season.
Press release ➡️ vgk.io/PFZWP
ALT Graphic that says THANK YOU TORTS with two photos of John Tortorella coaching with the Golden Knights
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Jun 16
THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER
WE'VE GOT A TRADE 🔁
The @NHLFlyers and @MapleLeafs have swapped goalies in a four-player deal!
Powered by @SAP
ALT Top: Photos of Joseph Woll and Samuel Ersson on ice in a Maple Leafs and Flyers uniform respectively.\n\nMiddle: The Philadelphia Flyers and Toronto Maple Leafs logo with \"Trade powered by SAP\" in the middle.\n\nBottom: White text on a black background reading \"Philadelphia receives G Joseph Woll, D Simon Benoit. Toronto receives G Samuel Ersson, D Emil Andrae, 2026 3rd-round pick\"
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shanna retweeted
also. taking this off priv...
you can make fun of hart without turning the hockey canada trial into a joke. just saying.
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