half man, half golem | i play blue joker
Joined January 2022
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29 May 2011
Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(
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Jun 15
Call that pussy “my son” the way im planning on beating it up when i get home #HumanRightsWatch
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dog retweeted
Jun 9
imma stop callin him wemby like we close. Victor Wembanyama is no friend of mine
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Jun 4
It’s so much harder to recommend nier replicant than it is to recommend nier automata
But you HAVE to play Replicant first
I’ve spent so much time thinking of ways to convince people to play Replicant to no avail, the game starts off sooooo slowwww
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Jun 4
Holy fuck KAT a beast, if anyone calls him soft ever again im gonna show them what “soft” can really look like (my penis)
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dog retweeted
May 30
QUIZ: Who said it - Pluto (Future) or Plato?
(A thread)
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May 30
Hate a “GDP per capita” ass mf
Maybe stop worrying about “Gross Domestic Product” and start worrying about “Getting Dat Pussy”
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May 28
Cheap ugly basketball shoes are $100 CAD now, it’s time to destroy everything around us
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May 28
You used to be able to buy a bland boring ass pair of white sole nikes for $59, you could bring them to the court in your bag and change into them and not worry about beating them up because they cost $59
Why am i dropping $100 on a pair of beater shoes
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May 12
Had to go to the bank a few times over the past couple months, so you already KNOW i hit her with that playful “Same time next week?” as I was leaving 🧊💉
May 12
Been flirting with the same bank teller for three months now for the love of the sport
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May 12
Been flirting with the same bank teller for three months now for the love of the sport
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