I wish it were early April 2026 again and we were all watching the Artemis II go around the moon.

Have you pulled the Zero Point sprite yet? #FortnitetArt #fortnite #fortnitsprites

Did someone say #DesignASprite Everything he touches, turns to gold.

Fortnite Sprite Guide!!! spritesanctuary.gg/sprites-1…

I think I like the names I came up with better. Check them out at spritesanctuary.gg/

Check out the Sprite Sanctuary!!! #fortnite #sprites #dababies

The earth is just spinning through infinite darkness at 67,000 miles per hour and somehow it also made blueberries?? And laughing?? And the feeling of sun on your face?? What is this place. What a an absolute gift.

Happy Earth Day!

Wait, is that @jonstewart

I want a moon mission once per month for my mental health. It’s admittedly more expensive than the Wellbutrin, but also much more effective.

Sorry I can text or chat until after 9pm tonight. I’ll be holding my breath until then.

spent friday tracking down 7K bot requests hammering a client's site in minutes. turns out it was coming from inside the house. @LiquidWeb told me it was an 'external source.' sir that IP is in your ASN. After asking them to identify the abuse, they said they'd open a ticket 👀

Hi! I’m Rise! About a week ago, I launched aboard the Artemis II mission with four of my besties. Since then, I have been serving a very important purpose aboard the Orion spacecraft… I float. (And I look cute.) Today, I am taking over the Artemis social media accounts! -Rise

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side. I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...

If we're going to start a nuclear war, do I really need to write this blog post?

NASA is the best of America, what America used to be: professional, science-based, dedicated to excellence, idealistic, and dazzlingly ambitious. May America one day recover its NASA soul.

Ahora no bebé, mamá está monitoreando la transmisión de la NASA, hoy le damos la vuelta a la luna

Meanwhile, I still have clients whose sites use table layouts, but sure.