Dogs imitating life, courting death.
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Dogs descending from a flying motorcycle and gently placing a six-pack of Carling on the steps of 4 Privet Drive.
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Dogs holding your lips shut as the last ember of existence glows and dies out, whispering, “Let people enjoy things.”
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Dogs writing in a Hello Kitty diary, "Beep beep, meow meow."
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Dogs snapping on a pair of nitrile gloves as the corpse of gritty 1970s New York washes up on Long Island.
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Dogs descending from a flying motorcycle and gently placing a battered copy of Mao's Little Red Book on the steps of 4 Privet Drive.
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Dogs breaking the glass and pulling an emergency handle on a reality engine, and sighing in relief as all of America segues into a Dance Party Ending.
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Dogs discovering Chekhov’s gun hanging in the void before the creation of the universe and gasping, “Oh, no.”
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Dogs shouting, “Do you see what happens?” and smashing a Corvette with a crowbar, adding, “Do you see what happens when people stop being polite—and start getting real??”
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Dogs waking with a start on Christmas Day and throwing open the windows to scream in ecstatic delight, "One day this will all be NOTHING."
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Dogs sitting motionless in a cubicle, explaining, "Thirty, flirty, and thriving."
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Dogs pitching a panel of Disney executives on the concept of a Star Wars series where Luke and Chewbacca and all the other good guys storm Osama bin Laden's compound.
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Dogs lying dead under a tombstone reading "GUESS I DIED."
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Dogs gazing stoically across the long American landscape and remarking, "Bullshit."
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Dogs sitting at a desk, explaining, "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men."
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Dogs proclaiming at the arrival of an angry God, “First we sacrifice the utilitarians.”
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Dogs wondering aloud, “What’s the deal with airline food?” and promptly puking in your lap.
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Dogs pitching a panel of venture capitalists on the concept of a Zoroastrian Tower of Silence where carrion birds will consume your flesh.
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Dogs gasping as a mushroom cloud shines brightly on the horizon and consumes the land, murmuring, "This is what democracy looks like."
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