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Dolph Mathews retweeted
20 Jan 2021
There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.
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15 Dec 2020
deploy theoretically well-tested thing to first world country and suffer the wrath of contemporary ipv6
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Dolph Mathews retweeted
12 Oct 2020
The #NobelPrize committee couldn't reach Paul Milgrom to share the news that he won, so his fellow winner and neighbor Robert Wilson knocked on his door in the middle of the night.
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I concurrency joke have one! a
24 Jul 2020
I have a lazy loading joke, but it's not time for it yet.
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11 May 2020
switching from a 21:9 curved monitor (after using it for 3 years) to a flat 21:9 monitor... the flat monitor looks like it's convex / curving _away_ from me. it's like my eyes are trying to compensate for the expected curvature.
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27 Apr 2020
i want a digital clock that just shows the day of the week really big in the dark
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Dolph Mathews retweeted
10 Jun 2015
Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.
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14 Mar 2020
my family is making 150-proof hand sanitizer & butter-basted steaks today
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5 Mar 2020
my biggest lesson after working with @ansible: always assume the previous playbook run failed.
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15 Jan 2020
Do you version control secrets in ansible-vault files? Automatically git-merge changes to encrypted files: victorkoronen.se/2017/07/07/…
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26 Dec 2019
"a bullet is a non-rotating length-0 inertially-controlled sword"
hacker news is the best.
12 Dec 2019
read my new blog post on how to migrate your legacy SQL database to the powerpoints in just 3 easy-peasy clicks guaranteed
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29 Oct 2019
I was just handed a screenshot of the code I need to deploy to production -- *with* syntax highlighting. #ops
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31 Aug 2019
and it compiles to my zero-power SoC platform! super energy efficient
31 Aug 2019
Code written in this language can run on my zero-connectivity super secure network.
29 Aug 2019
NOTE : -return_with SORRY 32 triggered by problem severity FAILURE
Not sure exactly which prize this log message earns, but it earned it.
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