I make the toast of a bread situation. Still posting daily on Bluesky and mastodon
Joined April 2007
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8 Apr 2020
Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks
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7 Nov 2024
Maybe I’ll have a humorous quip about this situation in several years
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4 Nov 2024
They should make a TV show that is both new and extremely good
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27 Oct 2024
It’s bad for your mental health to know about most things
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24 Oct 2024
I don’t live in fear but I do rent a studio apartment there
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20 Oct 2024
Love to post a little joke for the thousands of dead accounts and sunglasses robots that follow me
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18 Oct 2024
Can’t sleep because I have to think about everything that has happened to me since birth
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15 Oct 2024
As a planet, we have been ghosted by all aliens, and I don’t blame them
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14 Oct 2024
I can’t know any more horrible things before bed. I’ll catch up on the new horrible things tomorrow
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13 Oct 2024
It’s OK to feel angry about everything… and also feel sad, and numb, and slightly horny
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11 Oct 2024
You either hate me or love me or possibly feel many other ways about me
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