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28 Nov 2025
Our Limited Edition 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper Series #1 Blind Box is now live 🧻 RRP: $79 Hoard responsibly: doomroll.com/doomroll

26 Nov 2025
BREAKING: The @doomrolltp Black Friday event is right around the corner. Here’s an early look at our up to 40% off subscriber sale: 📦 Series #1 Blind Box (Limited to 2,500 boxes) 🧻 FREE Doom Roll Collector Case 💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Sh*t Stress Toy 💀 1,200 Dead Points & more FREE NFTs with every purchase Full details in 🧵
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🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.
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The toilet roll for humanity’s rear end is now available on Superfan 🧻 NFT holders of @mfmeatbags can now get paid to share @doomrolltp on X and TikTok. Learn more 👇
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The @superfanso beta is live. Make money buying and sharing products from the onchain brands you love 🧵
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Invest in toilet paper, wait 4 years and retire
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Start using high quality and nature friendly toilet paper from @doomrolltp Want 10% off?: Save your ass and Mother Nature's too!Use code get.doomroll.com/poshasses for 10% off Doom Roll. Dump responsibly 🚽

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Introducing the @doomrolltp $1,000,000 Survival Network Program. Our next step toward alignment, co-creation, and winning together in web3 🧵
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27 Dec 2025
Happy Holidays CT🎄 Enter to win a year’s supply of TP 🧻
💩 shitty market conditions? we've got just the thing to help... 🧻 we're giving away a year's supply of toilet paper to 3 followers, courtesy of Doom Roll, a MoonPay Commerce partner! ✅ to enter, just like this post follow @doomrolltp
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17 Dec 2025
1 BOX = 1 TREE PLANTED 🌲 We’re proud to partner with @reforestnow_au to support reforestation where it’s needed most. Over one million trees are cut down every day to make traditional toilet paper. In places like Sumatra, Indonesia, that choice has real consequences. Now every box you purchase helps clean up the mess.
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What’s your favourite character from Series #1… and who should we drag into the bathroom for Series #2? 👀
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1 Dec 2025
If you haven't heard, @doomrolltp is now available for pre-order. Super proud of the team in creating what I believe will be the best CPG canvas for IP out of web3, in a product category that hasn't been disrupted in decades. Hoard responsibly at doomroll.com 🧻
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1 Dec 2025
JUST IN: @doomrolltp panic buying surges as "digital gold" dumps.
JUST IN: Bitcoin falls under $88,000.
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30 Nov 2025
doom roll 🧻 @doomrolltp buy a box. no excuses. i know you need TP and this is the dopest TP i've ever seen 2 free *worthless pieces of sh#t* nfts per box. QR code on inner roll for points. silky bamboo joke-embossed shit tickets. limited edition rolls with goated art by @psychrome
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29 Nov 2025
Web 3 shit paper secured, excited to wipe my ass with some @psychrome art 💩💩
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28 Nov 2025
Get your sh*t tickets while they last 🧻
28 Nov 2025
Our poopy promotion popped off. Full-scale, industrial-grade shitshow. Anyways, the remaining Worthless Pieces of Sh*t will be allocated to @doomrolltp Series #1 Blind Box buyers. Happy hoarding: doomroll.com/doomroll Reveal soon 💩
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27 Nov 2025
Worthless Piece of Sh*t Stress Toy Sampling @doomrolltp 💩
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26 Nov 2025
Don’t panic. We've got toilet paper.
26 Nov 2025
BREAKING: The @doomrolltp Black Friday event is right around the corner. Here’s an early look at our up to 40% off subscriber sale: 📦 Series #1 Blind Box (Limited to 2,500 boxes) 🧻 FREE Doom Roll Collector Case 💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Sh*t Stress Toy 💀 1,200 Dead Points & more FREE NFTs with every purchase Full details in 🧵
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25 Nov 2025
If they ask, “why should I buy @doomrolltp?” Send them this 🧻
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13 Nov 2025
Should we blow our entire marketing budget on this mascot head? 100 likes says we will.
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