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David Stephenson @doomthebizarre

I love funny books and all things childish! Connoisseur of mozzarella sticks and hot chocolate.

Joined December 2023
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Madame Web was everything I had hoped for. It delivered witty dialogue and had some powerful moments. "I hope the spiders were worth it, Mom." Left me heartbroken for Cassandra. I found myself tangled in her web! I'll definitely see this one again. 9 out of 10. #MadameWeb #Marvel
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Well, it's been over a week since I sent my #Colombian queen the $1200 for her plane ticket to #NewYork, and I haven't heard anything from her. I hope she's okay! šŸ˜”
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Instead of calling traitors Benedict Arnold Iā€™m going to encourage my students to call them @TuckerCarlson! #UkraineRussiaWar #Ukraine #Russia #VladimirPoutine
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I finally heard back from my online girlfriend. She insists that I send her the money for a flight to #NewYork so we can meet in person. I couldn't send the money fast enough. Best $1,200 I've ever spent! Canā€™t wait to see my #Colombian queen!
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Feeling confused today, I told my colleagues about my surprise trip to #Colombia to see my online girlfriend. They insisted that I let her know about my plan. I did, and now sheā€™s not responding to my messages. #sad #sadcuckboy
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I decided to book a flight to #Colombia to surprise my online girlfriend! #love #cuckboy
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As the #cuck son of #colonizers and a proud supporter of #BLM, if I was married Iā€™d proudly encourage my wife to lay with as many black kings as possible. Iā€™d take a knee bedside and lower my head in submission with my fist proudly raised. #BHM #MartinLutherKingJr #Reparations
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It's official, I have a girlfriend now. No, I haven't met her in person. Yes, I send her money, but the love is real, damn it! #love
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Had my first wet dream in over 35 years to @AOC last night. What a woman šŸ˜©. #Proud #Democrat #AOC #Biden2024
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The force is female you bigots! Star Wars is for everyone and itā€™s better than itā€™s ever been under Disney. #StarWars #Disney #feminist
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Like 2024 couldnā€™t get any worse, my crush and her boyfriend are keeping their baby. Iā€™m not giving up, Iā€™ll be on the sidelines waiting to make my move. Off to drown my sorrows in a big cup of hot chocolate and cry softly in my room. #sad #friendzone #futurestepdad
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Echo was a masterpiece, itā€™s just what Iā€™ve been waiting for all my life as a comic book fan. Only real fans will be able to understand how amazing and complex this show was. Fuck off fake fans! My new fetish is deaf, amputee, native woman. šŸ˜ #EchoMarvel #Echo #mcu
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Yes, yes I would let Hulk smash me. @MarkRuffalo #dilf #Hulk #hulk #MCU #mcu #marvel
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Been a rough year so far. I had the worst nightmare that Trump won in 2024 and threw us back into hell. I'm not ashamed to say that at 46 years old, I wet the bed. This illustrates the mental and emotional impact Trump can have on us. #Trump2024 #Biden2024
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I would love to celebrate New Year's with someone, but unfortunately, my crush is celebrating with her boyfriend. Additionally, my new Colombian friend will only talk to me if I pay her utility bill. Happy New Year!šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸ„³šŸ¾
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Had a wonderful night! I received an email by mistake from a beautiful Colombian woman who was searching for an old friend. Well, she has found a new friend in me! We had a lengthy conversation, and the only thing I had to do was cover her expenses for the week. #Colombia šŸ‡ØšŸ‡“šŸ˜
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An assisted suicide pod that passed an independentĀ legal reviewĀ showing it complies with Swiss law. At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.
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Crying alone at @Applebees again. Luckily for me, the mozzarella cheese sticks and @drpepper are to die for. Just the thing I need to cheer me up after finding out my crush's boyfriend got her pregnant again. #cuck
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As an adjunct professor, Iā€™m on a higher level of thinking so here is some advice. When youā€™re losing a political argument or donā€™t understand the opposing sideā€™s policy, just call them a nazi or say that they are literally Hitler. Works like a charm. #democrat #CNN #liberal
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Science has proven that smell is linked to memory, so smelling girls hair to remember them isnā€™t weird. Science is on my side! Back me up @neiltyson
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